can you add me?, +rep good job, my friend

Cool profile and hilarious professional roaster .

Also regarding Freesia’s comment, “Speedcapping on ctf won’t make your Dad hurry back from buying milk, little bro.” has gotta be one of the silliest and dumbest trash talking I have ever seen. Freesia really though CTF has anything to do with grocery shopping LMAO. Not to mention, that comment sounds like something a low IQ hooligan would say.

For some context regarding this Freesia person below since it's a funny story: Was playing on the doublecross reskin in TF2, I grabbed enemy intel, killed a really bad medic (Freesia), his scout, and engineer during that process. I took it back to my intel to hang out-not to cap. Before I even get the chance to conga, Freesia immediately starts crying in casual chat and hurling insults. He immediately ragequits and then HE CRIES EVEN MORE on my profile AND BLOCKS ME. I didn't even say anything to him at ALL LMAO.

Speedcapping on ctf won't make your Dad hurry back from buying milk, little bro

unmatched accuracy

let's team up and conquer

Hey man, I was interested in your cute suit, wondering if you'd be interested in talking

let's have some fun in-game

Nice awp

I was a 5th grade teacher back in '95 and we went on a field trip to Seaworld San Diego. A whole bunch of people were gathered around the walrus tank watching him float on his back and jack off. He had about an 8 year old boy's leg sized dong that he ping ponged back and forth between his flippers after squeezing the flippers together and vigorously going up and down. In between he would let out a massive sigh/gasp with water blasting out of his nose. He rotated between the two for a while, ping pong, ping pong, whack whack whack whack, with everyone just watching. I remember some guy with a massive video camera was recording, and the lady working there saying something like, "Oh, looks like Earl's going at it again." We never saw the end result, but I guess he finished because he let out one last massive gasp, then rolled over on his tummy and swam into his little cave thing. I told the kids this was life and we walked over to see Shamu.

add friend pls

+rep, your profile looks awesome! looking forward to our friendship lol

hey, added ;3

:)

This guy is poggers uwu, got my jimmies all wustled playin the tf2

Appreciate the offer but im not super interested in taunts right now.

added for Berlin Brain Bowl (starlight haze) negotiation

good enough for me mate

+rep thanks for the trade and 2hu is better than vocaloids

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If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

Had the perfect game going, ONE player left... Then this spineless waste of life who needs X-ray vision to compensate their lack of balls and skill, and ruined the game for everyone. I gotta say, When you're too stupid to play, WTF are you even here for?? You are obviously "self-aware" that you're an idiot, thats why you got cheats in the first place.. But HOW DUMB do you have to be to enjoy SUCKING at a game??? I mean, are YOU unaware that you have no skill.,?!!>? what a waste of time, everyone would be better "better" without you. You are a disease, and you wont even TRY to get smarter, you just bask in you're worthlessness and smear it on everybody around you. Delete the game and lear a skill or something, quit wasting our tijme, because you refuse to stop be a ♥♥♥♥ idiot
-rep NOOB who cheats like a b!tch

csgo god

haxoer pls bean steam he hax0r!

lets go party in csgo

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control, getting kills, rifle aiming, thinking well, functioning in the brain, not teamflashing every round, buying utility in the first place, prevent himself from jacking off on pistols, etc. and that's it!

+rep gachi enjoyer

Wanna know why I hate furries? It's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to body ratio. I've seen gay yiff where the where the ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than the head. Sometimes, the ratio is so outta whack that I had to do some math. And it turns out, the penis would require so much blood to become hard, the furry would literally become unconscious from lack of blood in the brain. I can't enjoy hot gay dragons with the knowledge that their ♥♥♥♥ is so big it would render them unconscious. I just can't enjoy myself with that knowledge in my head.

Easily shat on me and my nova friends on Agency TWICE, probably boosting for his rank

getting boosted by cheaters trash gamer

getting boosted by a cheater in MM, embarassing

:nerd:

How many of you ACTUALLY play chess? Do you even... really?

I'm going to guess it's around zero.

I've been watching your posts for a while now and it seems like this subreddit is full of teenagers that just like to copypasta and that's about it. Pretty on point, right?

Like when did anyone ever really post a REAL chess post here? It's all "lmao google holy passant", "lmao knook drift hurhur", but I never see ACTUAL chess techniques besides the constant "fork" meme. And quite frankly, I doubt any of you even know what that is. It's about the simplest move, but doubt you could even pull it off.

Ever seen a real discovered attack? Probably not. You probably wouldn't know what it was, even right after it puts you in check.

So my question is, why do you even come here? Are you bored of the other meme subreddits? There's plenty others. You don't have to pollute a real subreddit with your memes, and in fact it'd be quite nice if you stopped.

+rep mega chad

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo moments and most importantly true friendship. [ret]
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. [ret]
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 deagued him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Listen here you worthless excuse of a human life.
you shut the everliving ♥♥♥♥ up and you do not deletet peoples comment who actually make a good point of how ♥♥♥♥ of a player you are.

Listen here you worthless excuse of a human life.
you shut the everliving ♥♥♥♥ up and you do not deletet peoples comment who actually make a good point of how ♥♥♥♥ of a player you are.

Listen here you worthless excuse of a human life.
you shut the everliving ♥♥♥♥ up and you do not deletet peoples comment who actually make a good point of how ♥♥♥♥ of a player you are.

Listen here you worthless excuse of a human life.
you shut the everliving ♥♥♥♥ up and you do not deletet peoples comment who actually make a good point of how ♥♥♥♥ of a player you are.

Listen here you worthless excuse of a human life.
you shut the everliving ♥♥♥♥ up and you do not deletet peoples comment who actually make a good point of how ♥♥♥♥ of a player you are.

Listen here you worthless excuse of a human life.
you shut the everliving ♥♥♥♥ up and you do not deletet peoples comment who actually make a good point of how ♥♥♥♥ of a player you are.

Yeah, because you weren't responding anyways so no point. You're not good enough to play TF2, just stick to undertale haha

hahaha you removed my other comment.

Pathetic

says the guy who got dominated twice by me lmao

-rep tryhard ruining the fun for eveyone on a community server.

can bearly even kill me

cant go lower than 50 sorry

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

+rep has guy ass on his profile