Recent reviews by Master of the Hellish Yard

I wake with the sight of Garfield at the foot of my bed. I welcome him to my home and offer him some water. He declines and says “Come with me to Jon's house.” I come with Garfield to Jon's house where I meet Jon Arbuckle. He tells me that his house is where I should live for the rest of my life. I said yes with a tear of joy rolling down my left cheek.

I wake up and realize that it was a dream, and wish I was back. My parents take me to therapy because I know I was there. I was told to forget Garfield and Jon Arbuckle, but I can’t. I love Garfield and I want to live with him forever.

Table flip Simulator

The text of the game appears as rectangles instead of chinese characters. It felt like taking a multiple choice test where I couldn't see what the question, answer, or test was.



10/10. Game makes just as much sense as dating in real life anyways.

Both characters are really annoying to kill, should be called the Cockroach Pack

Bad at Bejeweled,
Bad at Puzzles and Dragons,
Bad at this game.

I died to a goldfish?

I kept dying so I ended up digging a below the surface in order to get around without fighting, only to find that things could spawn inside of my tunnel....aaaandddd I panicked. Accidentally threw my axe at the zombie and now I'm stuck without an ax or a way out.

Damn I suck at video games. Literally about the only thing I killed was a penguin and that ended up being friendly anyway. gg sorry penguin. Not gonna lie though, it's pretty fun....when I'm not dead or trapped that is.

I like birds