This is no longer a meme, this is a cry for help. I am slowly losing myself to them and their sick depravity. The endless pit of depressive darkness surrounds and encompasses me. My eyes close but instead of darkness I see their furry bussoms. They come for me. I have little time.
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I've been pawt of the fuwwy community fow pwobabwy 9 yeaws, wongew than most peopwe have even been on the intewnet. I devewoped my fuwsona ovew that time pewiod and spent pwobabwy $10k on aww the matewiaws and 200 houws, so $25k totaw. I've been to 15 diffewent fuwwy conventions, two of which wewe invite onwy, and I've been a speakew at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a fuww-time fuwwy instead I wouwd easiwy be a piwwaw of the community within months, pwobabwy the most famous fuwwy of aww time by the time I wetiwed. This is witewawwy my wife bwo, I don't appweciate peopwe denying my existence wike that.