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68.4 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Aged like room temperature milk.
Posted 11 February, 2022.
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556.4 hrs on record (219.3 hrs at review time)
Dead babies: The Game heavily inspiried by the OG Legend of Zelda, the bible, heavy drug abuse, dismembered dead pets and poop jokes.
Posted 25 February, 2016.
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53.4 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
Delievers what it promises in an exciting and fun way, though what it promises could be more.
Posted 25 February, 2016.
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12.0 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
futbol + kers + friendz = fun times
Posted 25 February, 2016.
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470.1 hrs on record (352.1 hrs at review time)
Potential for endless gameplay? Yes.
Motivation for endless gameplay? Nah.
Posted 25 February, 2016.
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9,240.3 hrs on record (8,008.9 hrs at review time)
Was a god tier game. Was.
Posted 23 February, 2016. Last edited 26 April, 2021.
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4 people found this review funny
300.5 hrs on record (140.7 hrs at review time)
If you, like myself, find enjoyment in being penetrated forcefully, under shady circumstances, in a dark world while you simultaneously try to un-♥♥♥♥ the previous up-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you could do nothing but lay your eyes on? Then sure, buy the everliving ♥♥♥♥ out of this game, if you don't then... why are you still here?

In all seriousness though, DD is a tough, tough game. Under certain circumstances, some would call it unfair and begin to whine about it in this very review section. But these people do not understand that an seemingly impossible run is as much a part of DD as the epic narrator, the interesting gothic theme or the cool game mechanics are. Learning to cut losses can be as vital a part of this game as defeating the Siren or the Swine King, because that's what the entire game's about: decision making. Deciding when enough's enough and when to push on and the game makes little effort to hide it, looking beside the entire setting of course. They do however like mixing in a game of chance, in form of the RNG chances of your many heroes' many abilities. From my understanding, many people do not like this part of the game and are often frustrated with it and that is completely understandable, but they do also tend to easily forget how and what it adds to the decision making-aspect. Unpredictability, or simply randomness tossed into an already stressful experience tears the community a part, but I welcome it.

After all, There can be no bravery, without madness.
Posted 23 February, 2016.
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157.2 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
This game is what it promises to deliever. No fancy story line, graphics or a third dimension, just pure and utter fast-paced and chaotic fun, no matter how good you are at these sort of games. Lots of replayability too and def one I expect to round up at least 100 hours in, depsite it's minor flaws.
Posted 8 January, 2016.
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