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You know you love the idea of being chased by a horde of Ghouls repeatedly yelling "SHAAAAAAAUN!!" every time they spot you

Journal entry: 1 date: 29th day of the 7th month of that season that is similar to summer(?) i think, i honestly dont know it's always cold here so f**k it. Location: Fort Greymoor I ran into the so called 'Dragonborn' again and managed to have a brief conversation with him. Though i had a hard time of it as he spent a few minutes rummaging through my pockets for who knows what reason. I felt it would be easier in the long run then to try and stop him. I asked who he was and he told me his name was Fluffy McFluffyface ruler of the MLPs. i have no idea who or what that is and i really feel i don't want to know, but i may have to ask in the future. He answered a few more questions such as how he is half Nord, half Elf, and half Rainbowdash(?) and his reasons for his actions are his own and i don't need to know. In truth i was okay with this at first as he slaughtered the bandits inhabiting the fort single handedly but later i changed my stance on this. This Fluffy 'Dragonborn' is clearly insane, he stripped all of the bodies down to their undergarments with the exception of the women in which case he stripped them naked and the one case i witnessed he looked up and down the body for a few moments. Before he left though he did ask me to play him a song on my lute for five gold. I obliged as five septims for a song isn't a bad deal and would cover my meal for when i get back to Whiterun. Later though i couldn't figure out where i put the gold, i could have sworn it was in my pocket. all well i guess i everything is still covered by the Empire so i had funds to use, but that is still gold i could have used for other things. I'm planning to head to Rorikstead next before i go to Markarth to meet with my contact from the Vigilants of Stendarr Tyranus. I hope he is doing well, it has been some time since i spoke with my old friend. Qwerty Z Eldar Imperial Inquisitor

The indoor music you hear in some inns and in Dohvakiin's Warehouse really reminds me of the song "Piano Man," by Billy Joel. I couldn't stop writing the Skyrim version in my head, set to this music, so I decided to write it down and share it with you for the fun of it. GREAT COLLEGE BARD It's nine o'clock on a Loredas A guard asks me what do I need There's an old mage sitting next to me Makin' love to his Honningbrew mead He says "I'd much love to hear you sing Ragnar the Red - I've rather forgot how it goes. These fools on the street keep changing the words - And their version seriously blows." Dum de de dum de de dum dum Dum dum de de dum de dum Sing us a song You're the great college bard Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a thu'um or three And you've got us feelin' alright Now Delpine at the Giant's a friend of mine She gets me my drinks for free And she's quick with a joke When the room's full of smoke And the room rent's as cheap as can be She says "This High Hrothgar business is killing me," As a smile ran away from her face "Well, I'm sure that I could be the Dragonborn, If I could just shout in his face." Now Ysolda's a Khajiit enthusiast Who complains about starting a life And she wants to begin her own caravan Now instead, she's becoming a wife And Belethor is selling his sister now And Vilja said she'd do the same What the hell is wrong with these dumb villagers? Do they have any level of shame? Dum de de dum de de dum dum Dum dum de de dum de dum Sing us a song You're the great college bard Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a thu'um or three And you've got us feelin' alright It's a pretty good crowd for a Loredas And the Dragonborn gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see To forget Ulfric's mess for a while And Lydia still needs to bathe thoroughly And Brenuin's drinkin' cheap wine Yet another guard has taken an arrow to the knee But the Dragonborn's doin' just fine Dum de de dum de de dum dum Dum dum de de dum de dum Sing us a song You're the great college bard Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a thu'um or three And you've got us feelin' alright

Years ago Sega Dreamcast came out with "Typing of the Dead". I came up with an absurd idea. I don't know if I was drunk or exausted or under medication when I came up with the idea but it entertained me throughout a dull work day. A mod for oblivion that in essence turns Oblivion into a "Typing of the dead" parody. With project Gutenberg's immense public domain library tons of books could be used to fill in typing requirements. Somehow I imagine combat chooses text content based on the type of weapon you use. Standard edge weapons would use "King author" books, Bash weapons "Conan the barbarian" and for magic "H.P. Lovecraft". Instead of a modern typewriter and dreamcast the new models would feature and old 1930's typewriter and a backpack that looks like a book shelf. A shelf that gets more books as you cary more weapons. Instead of finding weapons you find books. Classic titles and more to inspire "young readers" to be curious. It's just an wild unkempt idea. I doubt it could be made into an actual functional mod. I just thought I would share my absurdity with you guys. That's it. Let your imaginations go wild. :devil: