BREAKING NEWS: Zellers has a beary exciting announcement to make, and Brittlestar is here to spill the honey!
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DERNIÈRE HEURE : C’est à Brittlestar que revient l’honneur de vous faire une importante annonce au sujet de Zellers.
Thank you for joining. I have a message from the government of. Zellers I I have a message from sellers. And this may be the biggest announcement in Canada since the invention of poutine. As most of you are aware, beloved Zellers spokes bear nay hero Zetti. Was born on a frosty clear day in October in the woods in northern Canada. He began his career like many aspiring show business bears do. Heading to the bright lights of Winnipeg. But there was something special about Zetti. Soon after, in 1986, he joined. The seller's family. In 2011. Things got weird. And soon, Zetti set his sights on a different target. When he left Zellers to join Camp Trillium, now called Campfire Circle. Once there. He did what he does best. Making people happy. A lot has changed since then. Zellers is back, and I'm overjoyed to tell you that. Zeta is back, too. That's right, Zetty will be back in stores in the form of a super cuddly plush toy as of October 27th an online as of October 30th. There's more. Every time you buy a Zetti Plush $5 will support his amazing friends at Campfire Circle, bringing healing through happiness to kids with serious illness and their families. I'll be happy to answer some questions now. Yes, you. Neil from Billion Point News, What does 30th Campfire Circle family think of him coming back? That he feels that he's just making his family bigger. Yes, you, Lincoln, Teddy. Tribune. Let's cut to the chase here. Why did Zeddy change his shirt? Look, fashions change. Plus, plus, I'm a no, he's a bear. And bears are very messy eaters. It takes its toll on shirts, you know? Yes, you auto from positive press, does daddy have a superpower? Great question. Zeti can make almost anyone smile. Plus, he's a talking bear. Yes, you I love from club correspondent. Can I take a selfie? Yeah, sure. Are you? OK, That's it. No more questions. Get your Zetti plush in stores or online for $15 and $5 goes to Campfire Circle. No more questions. I'm not saying I'm not impressed. I'm just saying I'm not sure it's a superpower, you know, like flying or something. Yes, you are a good listener though, which I guess is kind of a superpower. Glad to have you back, buddy.
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