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Your Smartphone Becomes the Grillmaster With This New Wi-fi BBQ
Some cooks pride themselves on their mastery of the grill and are happy to spend hours tending to meats. However, if you love barbecue but hate the idea of being stuck next to one all afternoon, Char-Broil’s new SmartChef gas grill connects to a smartphone app so you can monitor your dinner while doing anything … Continued
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Japanese Toilet Makers Agree to Simplify Control Buttons for Confused Foreigners
On Tuesday, the Japan Restroom Industry Association announced that it had developed a new set of control panel illustrations for multifunctional “super toilets,” standardizing the symbols for the benefit of foreign visitors. “Until now, manufacturers have adopted pictograms that seem to be optimal,” wrote the association in a press release, “but when foreign tourists use … Continued
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Moth With Scaly Head and Weird Dick Named in Honor of Donald Trump
After becoming President, Barack Obama had a number of species named in his honor. Donald Trump, however, has managed to do him one better, finding an animal namesake days before his inauguration in Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, a tiny moth species distinguished by its yellow, scale-covered forehead and “unique genitalia.” According to taxonomist Vazrick Nazari, who first … Continued
By Hudson Hongo - Tech News
For-Profit College Says Former Admin Demanded $200,000 to Reset School Password
According to a lawsuit by the online American College of Education (ACE), a former employee effectively held the company’s email system hostage after he was fired last spring, locking the for-profit college out and asking for $200,000 before he would help it get back in. Last year, the school says it began eliminating IT workers … Continued
By Hudson Hongo - Tech NewsSploid
Learning About Animal Genitalia Is Really Fascinating Stuff
Meet Patty Brennan, she has one of the most interesting jobs that anyone could possibly ever have because she’s an evolutionary biologist who studies the genital structures of sharks, birds, snakes, and more. Basically, she finds out how animals bone by dissecting them, making silicon molds, creating 3D models, looking at them under microscope, and … Continued
By Casey Chan - Tech News
Julian Assange Doubles Down on Dumbass Promise to Turn Himself In
The news that President Obama has commuted Chelsea Manning’s sentence—with her release slated for May of this year instead of 2045—is a huge relief to many. A major exception to that is Julian Assange, who managed to trip on his own dick in a big way. Last week, the Wikileaks Twitter account made a promise … Continued
By Avery Ellis - Tech NewsSploid
Check Out the Evolution of the US Dollar Bill
The US one dollar bill is still old school. In fact, it has the oldest design of all US currency being produced today. So that means it doesn’t have the flashy tech, or the colorful hues, or the wild looks that have leaked into the redesigns of the more valuable banknotes. But that doesn’t mean … Continued
By Casey Chan - io9
Phantasm Fiends Will Need This Killer Six-Disc Blu-ray Set
Excellent news, Phantasm fans. The cult classic horror series is capping its recent resurgence—which saw a remastered version of the original, as well as the series finale Phantasm: Ravager, hitting theaters in late 2016—with a six-disc Blu-ray set. That’s all five films, plus a whole disc of special features. Phantasm creator Don Coscarelli shared the news … Continued
By Cheryl Eddy - io9
Watch Batman Shave In the Justice League Dark Movie Because DC Believes You’ll Watch Batman Do Anything
You have witnessed the Dark Knight fight crime. You’ve witnessed him at the height of his prowess, you’ve witnessed him at his darkest moments of weakness. And now, thanks to the Justice League Dark animated movie, you have witnessed him… shaving. That’s not really the point of this latest clip from the animated film—the point … Continued
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How Would We Even Make First Contact with Aliens?
There are aliens out there (and if there aren’t any, it’s just more fun to believe that there are). But if they are out there, how do we find them? Once we find them, how do we contact them? And once we contact them, how do we actually communicate with them? Wendover Productions made this … Continued
By Casey Chan - io9
The Author of The Martian Is Making an Astronaut TV Show
After the success of The Martian, both the book and the movie, it was evident author Andy Weir was going have some new opportunities. Now it seems one of those is on television. CBS has just picked up a pilot, written and produced by Weir, called Mission Control. According to The Wrap, it “follows the … Continued
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Silly Putty Exiting a Shotgun Looks Just Like a Tiny Dildo
Silly Putty does not make for a very effective projectile, and I’m also guessing it wouldn’t make for a particularly effective dildo, either. Yet somehow here it is, trying to be both. TAOFLEDERMAUS is a YouTube channel that exists solely to shoot weird shit out of guns. Weird shit like pieces of quartz, slugs made … Continued
By Avery Ellis - io9
Stan Lee’s British Superpowered Show Is Actually Coming to the U.S.
In 2015, British broadcaster Sky commissioned a new superhero/crime show emblazoned with the divine branding of Stan Lee (side note: stop doing that) called Lucky Man. But while the first season of the series has come and gone in the U.K., the show has yet to make it stateside… until, say, right now. To celebrate … Continued
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‘Daddy, Can You Tell Me More About the Superheroes?’
I’d been waiting years for my daughter to show an organic interest in superheroes, video games, and the other stuff I write about as a professional nerd. It’s happening, at long last… but it’s taking us to some unexpectedly poignant places. It started, unsurprisingly, with Batman. While getting ready for bed more than a month … Continued
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A Black Female Astrophysicist Explains Why Hidden Figures Isn’t Just About History
First, it beat Star Wars: Rogue One. Now, for the second weekend since its wide-release debut, Hidden Figures—the true story of three black female mathematicians at NASA—is number one at the box office. It’s raked in roughly $6o million so far, and counting. The inspiring story of Katherine Johnson, Mary Jackson, and Dorothy Vaughan has … Continued
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Paul Dini Is Writing Harley Quinn Comics Again
Harleen Quinzel might just be the most famous example of a comic book icon who wasn’t actually made for the comics she stars in—but her co-creator, Paul Dini, has written several comics starring the character since she first debuted in Batman: The Animated Series over two decades ago. But now, Dini is returning to Harley … Continued
- Tech News
Obama Will Let Chelsea Manning Out of Jail in May
President Barack Obama is commuting a bulk of the remaining prison sentence for Chelsea Manning, the Army intelligence analyst responsible for a major 2010 military leak, according to a New York Times report. Manning is scheduled to be released from federal custody on May 17 according to the report. The commutation appears to have occurred … Continued
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The Most Beautiful Shots in Disney Movies
We loved Disney movies as kids, but we might secretly love them even more after we’ve grown up. They’re almost always a fun ride, they almost always make our cold hearts feel something, and they almost always have a wonderful animation sequence that takes you to another place entirely. In fact, it’s those perfect frames … Continued
By Casey Chan - ScienceHealth
Scientists Can Now Sequence DNA With a Smartphone
It was not so long ago that sequencing even tiny snippets of DNA was a costly, cumbersome process that required access to a state-the-art lab. Today, we are inching close to putting a DNA sequencer in every pocket. This week, a team of researchers from UCLA and Sweden announced that they have built a microscope … Continued
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The CIA Just Dumped 12 Million Declassified Pages of Documents Online
After years of fighting with FOIA requesters, the CIA has finally uploaded over 12 million pages of documents to its website. While many of the documents have been declassified for some time, the pages were intentionally hard to access, and only available on a few computers sitting at the National Archives. But now, anyone can … Continued
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