Yo,after update i have a zero hp, whats wrong with this game ?

I logged in just now and my character was bugged at 0/0 HP, and every unequipped item's item rating in my inventory was at 0. All my talent point were filled in, but it made no difference. I tried reincarnating but I was still stuck at 0/0 HP.

Downloaded the newest update and followed the prompt to the new skill tree in the skill point page. I'm currently sitting at 0/-17 points and there isn't a button to assign the points (if I had them). I tried reincarnating to a new class and also checked integrity of game files after shutting down the game....

I see some (relatively) new achievements around subclasses and the portal...but I'm not sure what they are! I'm on A34 so reasonably far along. I'm lazy so I've just stuck with Farmer as a main class (assuming that's the right word). Am I missing something? Or do these come along later in the game?...

I just did a fries prestige and did not get the expected fries (expected 1e711 IIRC, got 0), and also no grasshoppers. Is this a bug related to the patch? Anyone else seen this? (If It's just me, I probably did something wrong, it's been that kind of day).)...