I started out by taking a nice trip to Florida before having to fight for my life as massive machines try to murder me with its giant ♥♥♥♥. I then found a dog with a chainsaw rammed up its sphincter before beating the everliving ♥♥♥♥ out of it and taming the thing. I then found a Kinky hand fetish French woman who sent several molestation machines after me to which I responded by chopping her into 1 gazzillion pieces. I then go for a leisurely stroll in the shopping district before this stupid freak of nature starts telling me about memes (which I hated alot by the way) It made me so angry that I wanted to chop him up but then he threw his ♥♥♥♥ at me and stabbed me with fent thousands of times. I reach the top of the shopping district to find jeffrey bezos and his plan to sacrifice children. I didn't like how he took the route of a minecraft youtuber and I stopped him before taking a bike over the the desert and finding a hot and sexy looking guy with dementia and therefore killing him as he was already taken by another man! I find this egghead looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a mech with the same looks at the one from Florida and almost by instinct I begin to fight him. As I get him out the mech I punch him to find out that he has ate all the painkillers in the world and is now immune to pain. Well sadly for him I stole the dementia guys sword and chopped eggman up! overall I wish I could find my family again but I lost them in Florida and I now see my face on the missing person cartons of milk!

Straight up just an anime tbh. The boss music is also very peak.

I guess it is the first product I played from Kojima, it's as great as everyone says.
The only issue was controlling the camera on some levels, but not for all.

GREAT SCENES, GREAT FIGHT SYSTEM, GREAT BOSS FIGHTS

And, let me share my experience and you'll probably face it too:

Shortly: GET USE TO PLAY WITH PARRY

1. Yeah, tutorial. I should learn how to control it
2. Great, this game has a parry system. I won't use it anyway. I like to play with dodge
3. Why this game doesn't have the dodge system? Anyway, I can beat them up, I'm fast af
4. Come on little soldiers, you are easy for me. Damn, this game feels so good
5. Perfect, I reached the first boss. Come on you big boy, you'll taste my blade
6. It wasn't easy, TBH
7. Let's face the second boss: Blade Wolf. I'll kill you on the first try ahaha
(After 30 minutes)
8. Why the duck I can't beat this MF dog sh1t
9. Wait, in the tutorial, the game taught the parry system. I should get used to playing with Parry, maybe that's the key of fight
(After getting used to the parry system)
10. Come here you little dog-p0ssy He will be my friend after that

That's all folks!

UPDATE: About DLC

It's great to play as Jetstream Sam or Blade Wolf. And I pretty sure that the DLC's stories is also interesting as main game. But fighting the same bosses in the same places is not good idea. It would be great to have some new bosses or new places

I didn't finish DLC :(