je suis nul mais cool

This game made me racist to my own kind.
10/10 would recommend.
And I know this review won't matter to anyone so I will eat 1 tablespoon of mayo for every like this comment gets.

Ubisoft, once a beacon of innovation in the gaming industry, has deteriorated into a cesspool of corporate incompetence and greed. Their blatant disregard for quality control and consumer satisfaction is nothing short of infuriating. Gamers who once revered Ubisoft for iconic franchises like Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and Rainbow Six Siege now find themselves grappling with a company that seems more interested in milking its fanbase for every penny than in delivering a polished, enjoyable experience. The stark contrast between Ubisoft’s past and present is a testament to how far they’ve fallen from grace, and it’s high time they faced the consequences of their reckless negligence.

The most glaring issue with Ubisoft is their abhorrent track record of releasing unfinished and buggy games. It's not unusual for titles to be riddled with game-breaking glitches and performance issues that make them nearly unplayable. The infamous launch of Assassin’s Creed Unity is a prime example, where players were met with a host of technical problems ranging from character models disappearing to frame rate drops that made the game a frustrating mess. Instead of addressing these issues in a timely manner, Ubisoft often resorts to half-baked patches and fixes that do little to rectify the myriad problems, leaving players stranded with a subpar product.

Adding insult to injury, Ubisoft has mastered the art of exploiting microtransactions and in-game purchases to the detriment of the gaming experience. What was once a realm of immersion and enjoyment has been sullied by predatory monetization practices that prioritize profit over player satisfaction. Titles like The Division 2 and Ghost Recon Breakpoint have been criticized for their excessive in-game store items, which often feel like blatant cash grabs rather than meaningful content. The relentless push to extract additional money from players undermines the integrity of their games and reveals a disturbing lack of respect for their audience.

Moreover, Ubisoft’s infamous habit of rehashing the same formulaic gameplay across multiple titles is a direct insult to gamers' intelligence. The repetitive nature of their open-world games, where each new release feels like a clone of its predecessor with minimal innovation, is infuriating. Rather than pushing the envelope or experimenting with fresh concepts, Ubisoft seems content to churn out cookie-cutter experiences that capitalize on past successes without delivering anything genuinely new or exciting. This creative stagnation is not only frustrating but also indicative of a company that has lost its passion for game development.

Finally, Ubisoft’s disregard for meaningful communication and transparency with its community only compounds their faults. The company’s consistent failure to address player concerns or acknowledge their mistakes fosters a sense of betrayal among their loyal fanbase. This lack of accountability and open dialogue exacerbates the frustration felt by gamers who have invested time and money into Ubisoft’s products, only to be met with indifference and empty promises. In an industry where trust is paramount, Ubisoft’s actions are a glaring reminder of their descent into a corporate abyss, leaving a trail of disappointed fans and tarnished reputations in their wake.

I would rather get railed in the butthole by a baby goat with down syndrome on steroids then play this game. If I had to choose to play Siege or get back with my abusive ex-wife who was also my stepmom and daily beat me and peeled off my balls with a rusty cheese grater dipped in feces and the blood of our baby child, I'd choose the latter.

makes me want to kill myself

i developed leukemia
ive unlocked ranked and found my 13th reason

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water girl

This game makes me want to kill myself