After seeing the Minecraft movie trailer, we owe this game an apology.

I once thought this was the worst piece of officially licensed Minecraft content there was.

I was wrong. And for my sins I would like to personally apologize to Michael Choung, Laura Jacqmin, Stephen J. McManus, Grady Standard, Dennis Lenart, Graham Ross, Mark Hamer, Derek Sakai, Anadel, Antimo, Welles, Randy Tudor, Gregory Felber, Andrew Langley, Jeffrey Sarre, Janel Drewis, Tyler Herlton, Marcia Hunsicker, Justin Rosenthal-Kamic, Michael Shin, Scott Hammack, Vahram Antonian, Sean Ainsworth, Rebekah Gamin Arcovitch, Linda Bork, Katrina Carras, Brendan Carroll, Ryan D. Chan, Patrick Clark, Mark Droste, Airyque Ervin, Michael Gambino, Hillary Galvin, Tamara Go, Andrew Goh, Christopher Harada, Daniel Farjam Herrera, Jonah Huang, Jane Kim, Erin King, Jason Latino, Keenan Manely, Andrew McDonell, Patrick McQuade, Daniel Mark Neil II, Shawn Nelson, Eric Parsons, Christopher Rieser, Daniel Rosales Mendoza, Ashley Ruhl, Graciela Ruiz, Kyle Schaugaard, Jonathan D. Stauder, Sean Stewart, Thomas Tan, Peter Upson, Robert Wilson, Jeff Parrott, Aleasha Ford, Brian Gillies, John Carnabuci, Ryan Ribot, Derek Stratton, Lief Estes, Craig Schiller, Michael Broussard, Molly Ann Denmark, Jesse Maccabe, David Reed Monroe, Hain Lee, Crystal Rogers, Katie Zammit, Brian Eby, Michael Perretta, Jason Armstrong, Nora Falcon, Alex Jacobs, Elaine Kubik, Tracey Landau, Jordan Levitt, Christopher Marini, Mike Parsons, Jonathan Sgro, Lazar Levine, Greg deBeer, Craig Deskins, Scott Gilmore, Michael Kamper, Michael James Patterson, Khris Brown, Kevin Bruner, Kevin Boyle, Mark Dickenson, Jennifer Hill, Lleslle Aclaro, Peter Cornforth, Jason Topolski, Kevin Johnson, Gregory Masto, Jonathon Rozmarin, Hannah Bradshaw Lozier, Jens Bergensten, Owen Jones, Markus Toivonen, Lydia Winters, Shanon Ingles, Zack Keller, Luke McMullen, Eric Stirpe, Molly Maloney, Brian Correia, Eduardo Pacheco Santana, David Grem Armstrong, Carl Muckenhoupt, David Ramirez Chaverri, John Wetmiller, Mindwalk Studios, Michael Hollander, Chris McCormick, West Munz, Chris Waltner, Julia Lichtblau, Mark Sheppard, Moira Marr, Max Ince, Bryan Roth, Chris Schroyer, Emmy Bautista, Jeff Edwards, Sara Guinness, Edward J. Toomey, Fern Heintz, Mario Valencia, Joseph Floyd, Matthew Warner, Long Nguyen, Erik Speeckhaert, Carlos Flores, Eric Baca, Caryl D. Shaw, Kyle Killian, Michael Daglow, Cory Armstrong, Rachel Blackman, James Chapman, Max Giganti, Vadim Osipov, William Quismorio, Nicky Silber, Erik VandenBerghe, Benjamin Vizcaino, Connor Stock, Nick Mastroianni, Patton Oswalt, Catherine Taber, Dee Bradley Baker, David Fennoy, Ashley Johnson, Martha Plimpton, Brian Posehn, Scott Porter, Paul Reubens, G. K. Bowes, and everyone else who worked on this game in any capacity whose names didn't directly make it into this apology, and those whose names have been misspelled.

I am deeply sorry to you all for thinking that this game had a poor story and making fun of your work. I don't expect to be forgiven for my sins. This game does not feature Jack Black in a blue shirt saying "I... am STEVE" and as a result, makes this game a cinematic and storytelling masterpiece on par with Homer's Odyssey, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and even Daniel Espinosa's culture-defining, record-breaking magnum opus, Morbius.

I am Steve