A teenage me was sold on the hype of what this game should've been.

It ended up having half of its content scrapped to get it out of development hell for years.

Even being incomplete, it ended up being the absolute peak of 'eurojank'

This said piece of eurojank has ended up becoming the golden staple of what a game should've been.

It used to be my favorite game of all time, even with it's many flaws. It ended up becoming even better, even with a bit less, but stil existent flaws.

And yet to this day, very few games have this same level of polish, quality and yet be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inconsistent and weird that you'd think this was made by some stoned college students. No, to be more specific, it's like having to hold a piece of Van Gogh's paintings, just shortly afterwards him vomiting over the painting due to drinking the painting liquid for sustenance.

This game is an utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is covered in gold.Nothing can, will, or yet compare. That jank is to the max, but yet, one that will - to this very day - contiue to capture thousands in its grasp.

You owe it to yourself to play this unique piece of gaming history. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. To me, it is yet still the gold standard of what a video game should be as a form of art.

There's no women in this game 10/10

died like 20 times on the first mission but 10/10 game