"Well you will go picking on that gang of defenceless angry primates now wont you Duke.............see now there going BANANAS!!" 

 

Monkeeeeeey 

"We join Duke today in a bit of a predicament.................but when you gotta go..............YOU BUY A BARBEQUE TICKET SO YOU CAN GO!!" 

"So after a miserable defeat we find Duke once again back in the ring with the one and only QUEENIE!!" 

 

Partying in style 

"We join the stupid oaf.........ER.......ERM........I mean our brave swashbuckler as he joins in a barbeque hoping to woe a fair maiden!!" 

"There was enough spectators here to watch the fight...........at least Duke would have enough people to laugh at him when he lost!!" 

"This even surprises me but it actually worked...........Dukes plan actually worked..........GOD i'll believe anything now!!"