Best example of a modern classic i can think of

One of the best story games to ever be released!!!

It's been 5 days. 5 agonizing days since I've had a bowel movement. Even as I type this out I can feel it tunneling it's way through my insides. Begging to escape it's fleshy prison. Pressing against the walls of my anus. I have pity for whomever I have to unleash this on. This is not only an admission of guilt but a plead for forgiveness. Whatever God that may have inflicted this upon. The ♥♥♥♥. It's cooking in my insides as we speak, and I view it with a horrified inevitability. A certain inescapability. There isn't anything I can do to avoid the ♥♥♥♥. The beast. I, who was so confident in my hubris, find myself called back to the works of Percy Shelly. And his tour de force, "Ozymandius." The poem goes like so, "I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Are we not all like Ozymandius? I ponder this, as I wait for the ♥♥♥♥ to find me. God have mercy on my soul.