I would had been a millionaire if i spent my time with better things

either we play with 200 IQ, nobel prize winner, or like a chimpanzee that escaped from the zoo.

Ah, Dota 2. The game I love to hate and hate to love. 7,670.9 hours of my life have disappeared into this beautiful, frustrating void, and what do I have to show for it? A shiny Archon badge that mocks me every time I log in.

Let's start with the good, shall we? The depth of strategy in this game is unparalleled. With over 100 heroes, each with unique abilities, and a dizzying array of items, the possibilities are endless. Every match feels like a new puzzle to solve, a fresh challenge to overcome. The thrill of a well-executed team fight or a game-winning play? Pure dopamine.

But oh boy, the frustration. You'd think after nearly 7,700 hours, I'd be sitting pretty in the Divine ranks, right? WRONG. I'm still duking it out in the trenches of Archon and Legend, wondering if I'll ever see the promised land of Ancient. It's like being stuck in a time loop, but instead of Groundhog Day, it's Grounds for Uninstalling Day... except I never do.

The community? A mixed bag of wholesome teammates who restore your faith in humanity, and toxic players who make you question why you even bother. It's like a social experiment gone wrong, but somehow, I keep coming back for more.

And let's not forget the patches. Just when you think you've got the meta figured out, BAM! IceFrog drops a new update that turns everything on its head. Suddenly, your favorite hero is trash, and that hero you never touched is the new hotness. It's exciting and infuriating in equal measure.

Yet, despite all the rage quits, the "cyka blyat" spam, and the crushing defeats, there's something magical about Dota 2 that keeps pulling me back in. Maybe it's the hope that the next game will be THE game where everything clicks. Or perhaps I'm just a glutton for punishment.

So here I am, 7,670.9 hours deep, still chasing that Ancient dream. Will I ever get there? Who knows. But one thing's for sure - I'll be spending another 7,000 hours trying.

If you value your social life, your sleep schedule, or your sanity, stay far, far away from Dota 2. But if you're ready for a wild ride that will simultaneously be the best and worst gaming experience of your life, welcome to the club. I'll see you in the trenches of matchmaking... probably still sporting my Archon badge.