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Here I will leave this beautiful Capybara, whoever passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up (I need Steam Points).

just figured out how to play sounds

Only God itself would give us such beautiful software. This is unironically one of my best purchases ever: being able to put any sound at any volume in any game is truly a power that mere humans cannot comprehend if they haven't used this before.

Of course, you could just spam a quadrillion sounds and that wouldn't be very funny. However, if the sounds you use are timed correctly and you know how much do you use them, you'll truly become the superman above everybody else in the server. Of course, there are those who mute you the millisecond you play a fart sound effect. Poor souls, which cannot stand humor or a nice spice of craziness in life. I don't know how I have already 226 hours on this but that's because it's an amazing piece of software.

The ammount of main character syndrome people or players who talk crap about me who got jumpscared by my HL2 Beta Stalker scream or my earrape YTP clips is already very high. This tool of justice will serve them well when you tell them to open their mouth and play the fart sound effect.

If you have an actual good sense of humor and want to transcend this limited existance as a bunch of bones, nerves and flesh stuck together, accept this gift as the opportunity that has been granted to us and help your teammate feel better about himself when you play loud MLG sound effects when he gets epic kills.