I have been waiting for FOUR YEARS. FOUR. LONG. YEARS to finally play Bean Battles on March 7th, 2025. This day was supposed to be special. This was supposed to be MY moment. And what do I get? "Incompatible NAT type"?! NAT MY BUTT!

I have spent countless hours preparing for this, making sure my setup was perfect, hyping myself up for the greatest bean-based battle royale experience of my life. I literally cleared my entire schedule. I told friends, family, and even my boss, "Don't bother me on March 7th—I will be busy engaging in BEAN WARFARE." But no. Instead, I spent the day fighting my own router like a caveman trying to invent fire, only to be met with the same, cruel, taunting error message.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR DREAMS CRUSHED?! FOUR YEARS of patience, down the drain. This game didn’t just ruin my day. It ruined my entire year. I had one thing to look forward to in 2025, and now? NOTHING. Just the cold, empty void where Bean Battles should have been.

You call this a game? A game requires you to be able to PLAY it. This is not a game; this is a digital betrayal. I could have played literally ANYTHING ELSE, but I held out hope. I trusted. And what did I get? NAT RESTRICTIONS AND BROKEN DREAMS.

I hope the developers step on a LEGO every morning for the rest of their lives. Fix your game. FIX. YOUR. GAME.

best fps all time 10/10

What better thing to spend a buck on?