Please tell me this is satire

did you know you have to play a steam game for over 5 minutes to review it? cause I learned that the easy way by playing something known to the future as a game. This sack of curdled milk doesn't even deserve to be a unsupported flash game let alone on the largest inventory of purchasable games on the interwebs. Thanks Obama, Kony 2012. #beerflu...

This IS the best game in the EU.

worst game eu? you would have to pay ME to play it

Why am I still using Steam.