All hail berbface pootis jesus as the leader of our new religion

THE CHURCH OF POOTISBERB is a RELIGION that believes POOTISBERB is the reincarnation of JEBUS.

THE CHURCH believes that we must WORSHIP the POOTISBERB JESUS and listen to his wisdom so that we may enrich our LIVES.

If we all WORSHIP POOTISBERB JESUS the skies will brings us infinite JOY, FORTUNE and HEALTH. The trick is merely to BELIEVE.




= | = | THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF POOTIBERB | = | =

These are the 10 commandments as shared with us by our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS POOTISBERB:

1 - You will SHARE your birdseed with your hungry BERBS

2 - If the medic is low on HEALTH, you will FEED HIM

3 - Upon meeting a POOTISBERB, you will tell him that he looks HANDSOME

4 - As said by the LORD, BERBS will treat eachother with LOVE and RESPECT

5 - The BERBS are to be treated as ENLIGHTENED, BLESSED individuals

6 - You will listen to the WISDOM of the POOTISBERBS

7 - A POOTISBERB shall not be seen performing LOWLY DEEDS

8 - YOU WILL RESPECT THE MEDIC BERDST FRIEND AS IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER

9 - For every POOTISBERB, there will be one MEDICBERDSFRIEND

10 - POOTISBERB is LOVE, POOTISBERB is LIFE