Join, Unrustle your Jimmies!

"The weight of engrossing jimmies rustling up my sleeves disintegrate as a placate of faith is restored in my once heavy soul.

The timbre bellows unto my rustled halls and doth with nigh of a whisper emulate transcendence upon these unrelenting jimmies.

Each breath hereafter exudes the strength of unparalleled peace and harmony.

It is with great strength and honor I cast out a hopeful tear to the heavens as a call for the unrustling of every last jimmy that has ever malformed in the galactic abyss"

Welcome to the Church of Big Ape. This is the place where your Jimmies can potentially be at eternal rest. Pray each day, and may our Lord unrustle your Jimmies himself.

Convert to our Lord Big Ape's religion of Unrustlement today!
Call 1337-666-999-7331
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Our Bible: The Epitome of Unrustlement

Shhh no tears
Only dreams now
There is no need to be upset