Cat of Spaghetti

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419 420 days since our last nonsense.In the beginning there was a giant ball of spaghetti that Katy Perry, while singing Dark Horse, exploded, known as "The Big Meatball" this explosion of utter sauce created the rolling spaghetti hills that we love today. For years civilization thrived as the people, known as Spaghettimites, thrived off of the land, for in the beginning was a giant wonderful spaghetti continent known as Spaghettigea which was roamed by spaghettisaurs, giant cold sauced spaghettitiles who killed and ate everything, including the land. This caused the spaghetti to brake apart at its seams and slowly Spaghettigea drifted apart across the oceans of tomato sauce until they were seperated, the Spaghettisaurs now dead from the impact of a huge meatball explosion, suffocating the Spaghettisaurs with mushroom dust, making the animals hallucinate before they died. One of the new places that was created was a land called Mesospaghettia, where the first Spaghettimites ate the mushroom trees and harvested the land for meatballs. Later, they were able to document the history with mushroom paper, leading us to know what we know today. Soon they worshipped the almighty Dark Horse and his only son, Spaghetti cat, a blunt smoking CS:GO player who gave us a guide on how to live by making the Spaghetti Bible, a guide of how Spaghettimites should live, worshipping the almighty and all knowing Dark Horse, and Spaghetti Cat, who died for the Spaghettimites sins after a group of Anti-Spaghettis put him on a cross of mushrooms while he wore a crown of dried out spiked shaped spaghetti sauce, and he was nailed to the cross using more spaghetti sauce spikes on his hands, tail, and feet. After his death the Anti - Spaghettimites put him into a tomb, which he somehow escaped out of days later...Eventually through many technological advancements we live how we live today, the planet of Spaghetti Earth has now dried out into a beautiful place some people say. But there has always been a secret cult of Spaghetti Cat followers who are simply known as Scat_420 who influence the events of the world in secret while society moves on, keeping the values of the almighty Dark Horse and our savior, The Spaghetti Cat.[url]Spaghetti Cat :^)[i.imgur.com]
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27 April - RJMakdaddy | 1 Comments

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