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ZessF: i love dick

（」・ω・）」smoke（／・ω・）／weed


Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo til' i google all over your facebook? ;]

warning i use group announcements to say randome things

fuck the welsh

smoke weed

PROCRASTINATION IS LIKE MASTURBATION: FEELS GOOD WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT BUT AFTERWORDS YOU REALIZE THAT YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF



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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

"I don't think it's fair that I have to leave my residence hall to smoke a freaking cigarette, I honestly don't think that the smoke is hurting anyone."

DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN

A gurl was walkin2 the TARDIS wit her bf n they were crossin da void.
she sed "Doctor will u luv me 4evr"
he said "Welllllllll..wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, allonsy!""
da gurl cryed N ran across da void b4 da neutron flow was reversed.
Doctor was cryin and went to Bad Wolf Bay.
she was ded but not in the perrallal wurld.
he whispered 2 her "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
then he got a new bird on the TARDIS and sed WAT
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIM...~*xxx

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