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If we reach 70 Ghoste-Stoppers, I'll reveal my number one ghoste-stopping technique

9 September, 2014 - weird trick | 3 Comments

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i met another bad ghoste

8 August, 2013 - wheki | 1 Comments

so i kicked it wit dis real badass ghostee todizzle n' we went up fo' dranks n' then it like tried ta rob tha bar n' i didint like it at ALL so i took up mah big-ass katana n' shoved it up in dat idiot ghostes asshole n' it took a dirt nap bustin up like a biatch fo' help n' up in pain n' its last breath it holla'd at me

"Yo ass capped mah brother"

i feel real badass now