Hey fegs, wanna party?

On a Friday afternoon Mr.Derp (Psst..thats me) was casually walking when he came across, a Frog Le Derp said "Wowy thats pretty cool" Im just like its pretty normal seeing one of these guys y'know, well I got close (Being a good Turtle to help a Frog that can grow into a strong Dart Boi!) I picked my little buddy up well what do chu know! l stumbled upon a fucking Bullfrog well noticing my car was just a few feet away I wanted to set this little alien species down before anything happens well before I can set him down.. We made eye contact I can hear the fucking song Hello by Lionel Richie just play in the background, next thing you know little fucker clamps down on my thumb it was something so quick I didnt even react in time I just stared at him and then just shouted out loud fucking saying some fucking bull shit I dont even remember what the hell I said all I know it sounded like a satanic fucking ritual, I could feel the neighbors staring, saying something like "What the hell is the matter with this dude he's flipping out and gripping his wrist in the middle of the fucking side walk" So I grabbed that spotted little turd and just yanked him right off my thumb.
Out of anger I threw the fucker on the ground and just stared at him breathing heavily glancing at my thumb I swear for some reason if this was back then I would AOL instant message this fucker and just spam for hours, But I didnt I stepped on him.

The End :D