"THE DARK LORD IS HERE"

Welcome, child.
If you are here, then you must be a decendant from the holy darklord Chin Chin.
He created you
He tought you
He comes into your house every night to fondle you
It is your duty to worship him and follow his rules, posted in his dark and holy book of fairy tales. We don't have it, so here is a short version of it:
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1.Thou shall add the tag [CHINCHIN] to thou name (or don't, idk)
2.Thou shall not be a total fucking asshole
3.Thou must sell their soul to the holy dark lord
4.Thou must socialize and not be a social reject (How ironic)
5.Thou shall make a sacrifce every 69th day
6.Thou shall not be a euphoric faggot
7.Thou shall have a sense of humor, and not get butthurt
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Please, respect our laws. And we will welcome you into our group.
We play vidya n' shit