"Go fuck yourself" ~Little Baby Elephant

>once upon a time there was a old man walking across a 4 way intersection
> he crossed the middle of it when suddenly one car hit him
>then another
>and another
>until all 4 lanes filled with cars and collided to make a massive explosion
>then one missle hit the remenants
>then another
>until a nuclear missle struck the earth, destroy everything, except the little baby elephant >going to the rubber forest to see his mother.
>But then, his mother had been eaten by a liger
>so he had to wait 3 days without food or ANYTHING
>But suddenly his grandmother appoarched him and said "ill adopt you little baby elephant!"
>but in reponse he said "no, go fuck yourself"
>and he jumped down a hole in the ground and got eatten by mice
>while his grandmother had gay sex
The End