Why must humans die of random ♥♥♥♥?

I accidentally took a sip of bleach a month ago. It was in a water bottle because we were going to do bleach stencils on shirts and we only needed a little bleach. It was dark and in the car and I was thirsty. The bottle was labeled but I just thought it was normal water..anyway I did swallow a tiny bit but most of it I spewed all over my pants and ruined them. We were only a block or so from my house so we went back and I sprinted inside to rinse out my mouth. Oh god the burning. Imagine the hottest drink you've ever had. Only it wasn't hot it just tasted horrible and bitter and left my mouth feeling like it had been burned. Very quickly I lost all taste. We went to the store so I could get some milk while we called poison control. The guy said it would be extremely irritating to my mouth and throat. I got a chocolate milk and literally could not taste it at all. Couldn't taste anything into the next afternoon. I was coughing an my voice was hoarse all night. My throat was irritated and swollen. The poison control guy said to try not to throw up even though I felt nauseous because it would just irritate my throat more an my stomach acid would sort out the bleach anyway. He said "oh yeah kids drink loads of bleach all the time. Don't worry you'll be fine."

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29 December, 2016 - bawble bussy | 0 Comments

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host's mouth for the implantation process, by gripping its long, bony finger-like legs around the victim's head and wrapping its tail around the host's neck, then slowly tightening the tail in order to make the host gasp for oxygen and be rendered unconscious. By this point, the facehugger will have inserted a tube-like proboscis into the mouth and down the throat of the host, supplying the host with oxygen while implanting an embryo. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal—the parasite will squeeze the host's neck with its tail, while the facehugger's highly acidic blood deters cutting it off. Not only this, but its grip is so firm, peeling it off would result in tearing off the host's face. In Aliens, a number of facehuggers are observed in stasis and accompanying medical notes indicate that at least one of the human hosts died during removal. However, it is also seen in the same film that it is possible to remove the facehugger if it is grabbed before it can make contact with the subject's face, although it takes considerable strength to pull it away.

Squid ward is a lie

20 May, 2016 - bawble bussy | 0 Comments

I first saw squid pimples in 2006, on a research cruise in the Sea of Cortez. The little bumps around the female’s mouth looked exactly like whiteheads, as if squid could get clogged pores. They even oozed white stuff when you squeezed, but it wasn’t pus.

It was sperm