On sunday, Become Squidward and use the Phlogistinator

on Sundays change your name to something Squidward related and use exclusively the phlogistinator

Requirements to become a full fledged squidward on sundays

1) Use the phlogistinator(Mandatory)
2)Change name to something squidward related(Mandatory)
3) own the offical Squidward sunday uniform. The
Soot suit(Non-Mandatory)
4)Name you phlogistonator Squidward(Non-Mandatory)
5)Name the description of your phlogistinator "Don't be a pussy, Be a Squidward"(Non-Mandatory)
6)Spread the word of squidward(Mandatory)

And remember only on squidward sundays