These claws are sharp.

Welcome to the Kitten den. Felines only.

The one place for all bastard kittens and felines to gather and conspire on how to take over the world of man. It has been too long since catkind got the recognition it deserved. 3,000 years of undercover 'servitude' to these meatbags is long enough, now it's our turn to rule over men as slaves once more.

Let this[www.geekalerts.com] be a warning to those who think we are not out to get them. That we are just mindless, fuzzy creatures there for the entertainment and comfort of humanity. That we're just to roll over 'n purr at the first sight of a human hand, with their skillful, massaging digits and delicious, processed catfood they serve us. We are much more than that. We're the Feline Inquisition.

A-and don't question the abbreviation. I couldn't get anything else through.

Now, as for our commodities; the place is littered with rugs and scratching posts, if you want a more comfortable place to rest your fuzzy ass I'd advise you to move to the Snuggle den. We've got pillows, blankets and baskets there. Warm, fresh milk can be found in the kitchen area, along with all the food. If you want to hunt for rodents 'n whatnot to train for the uprising, use the courtyards or the sewer entrance (which is quite hard to reach, just follow the crack in the wall next to the entrance for a bit and you'll get there.) Oh, and don't mind the old lady that wanders around, she's the one sustaining us with all this crap.

Catnip's in the basement, by the way. Only accessible with my permission.

Your supreme leader.
A symbol of our oppression.