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Cantina Awards- Year of the Dragon Edition

26 December, 2024 - Rivereyes | 0 Comments

Still kickin' around, Constant Reader. Something to be said about dogged persistence.

Joe Richardson Still Gets It And It Hurts Him Just The Same: Death of the Reprobate

Joe Richardson's fury at the horrors of indentured servitude that modern life brings to the doorstep of every man in glorious, full-on, Bosch inspired display. A fitting if bittersweet ending to his Immortal John saga.

I Broke My Nose To Wake Up Gone In A Dive Bar You Hate: Bahnsen Knights

This one is a pure trip, ripped out of the finest Apple II chipboard you've never touched. Solid gold hallucinogenic nightmare for gamers of a certain vintage.

It All Went To ♥♥♥♥ After The 80's: Robocop Rogue City

Glorious, ultra-violent retro patrol through Delta City, exactly the way you remember it in your nightmares.

Here Comes That Weird Chill: Banishers Ghosts of New Eden

Quite possibly the most brilliant original action RPG written in the last few years. The relationship between Antea and Red is one of the best written we've seen in the artform.

Living The Dream/Can't Believe They Pulled It Off: Indiana Jones And The Great Circle

You actually get to be Indy. For the first time after Fate of Atlantis, seven thousand years ago. Priceless.

Cantina Awards- Year Of The Rabbit Edition

15 December, 2023 - Rivereyes | 0 Comments

♥♥♥♥, against all expectations, this turned out to be a hell of a year. In the best possible sense. Without further ado, Constant Reader :

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Larian performed an absolute miracle with this one. It will instantly teleport you to the heady highschool days when women were creatures of legend. D & D at it's purest and finest.

Timewarp of the Year: The Making of Karateka

A stunning playable documentary that will tell everything that you ever wanted to know about the cinematic platformer that essentially birthed the entire genre.

Game of the Year: Alan Wake II

If David Lynch wrote and directed the best season of True Detective that no one ever watched, you'd get something close to Alan Wake II. Groundbreaking in about every aspect, it is a powerful argument for video games transcending genre limitations to become full blooded works of art.

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