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YOU SEE IVAN... DrinkAndDie
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YOU SEE IVAN... DrinkAndDie
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ABOUT YOU SEE IVAN...

SO УОЦ ШАИТ ТО ВЕ ТЯЦЕ SLAV?

То ве тяце slav, you must have three main thing:

first: vodka ability to sqцат

УОЦ SEE IVАИ...
True slav must be able to sqцaт. Squat, to slav, is like- is like neck to giraffe, is like cheeki to breeki. You cannot have one if not have other. When you are sqцат, you are bring out your inner slav. You are euphoric, because your squat is enlighten you. Very important.


second- VODKA tracksuit

Tracksuit to slav is like shell to turtle- without shell turtle is just snake with leg. Like this, without tracksuit slav is not slav. To slav, tracksuit is like skin-- нет, it IS skin. Also very important.


third- ВОДКА

РАУ АТТЕИТIOИ-- THIS IS МОST IMPOЯТАИТ.
You cannot be slav if cannot drink водка. Vodka is slav life blood. It is gift of God to all slavkind. When offer vodka, do not decline. When your брат want to drink vodka, you must always drink with. When your брат have trouble and want to talk, you must bring vodka, squat together, and discuss problem.


Yes, being slav is not only about squat, tracksuit, and vodka. Being slav is also about being brother to fellow slav. Do not forget this. This is true slav.

Also must cheeki breeki iv damke and rush B on regular basis.



After you have met all this condition, you must ask Dmitriy to give you certificate of slavhood.




FAQ:

-Vladimir, are you ever wonder, why we are here?
Simple! Drink vodka and die.

-Boris, what is meaning of life?
No no no, what is meaning of your life? Meaning of Boris life is vodka, boomstick (gun for american) and brothers. While I am lifeing, I am enjoy these three things. Then I am die. End.

-Dmitriy, what is love?
Well you see, it is difficult to descrvodka.





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Supreme Soviet 22 Jul, 2016 @ 1:20am 
cheeki breeki comrades... cheeki breeki...
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