My favourite toy was a big fat diLdo

What was your favorite toy growing up?
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I formally deny all alegations against me
I did not have sexual relations with that man

-Rep After a good game in Half life 2: Virus match, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Half life 2: Virus match gameplay and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Half life 2: Virus match lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then gave him a virus. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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