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Hydra Dominatus

My name is Ichigo Uzumaki and I am going to be the next Hokage, believe it!

Verse 1
I'm injecting my morphine, I load in a new magazine.
A training exercise? We ran out of gasoline!
I don't mean to be crass, but this plan is total ass.
We're getting slaughtered here en mass!
Without support, how're we even supposed to last?

Chorus
I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair?
We're better off sitting on electric chairs!
Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there.
World's most elite airborne force: the VDV!
World's most effective airborne force: the VDV!

Verse 2
A mission we'll never fail, we'll for sure take Hostomel.
Didn't perform SEAD or CAS. I'll send the planner straight to hell.
Air insertions are ♥♥♥♥♥♥, on the ground we'll have more luck.
Missiles cooking off our BMDs, these cope cages ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck!
We better off painting "Z's" on garbage trucks -- The VDV!

Chorus
I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair?
We're better off sitting on electric chairs!
Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there.
World's most retarded airborne force: the VDV!
World's most incompetent airborne force: the VDV!

Verse 3
Mariupol and Kharkiv we are here. Its encirclement is near.
We'll finish fascism, just wait for our Commander.
Shot in the face, this war's a disgrace.
The Ukrainian Air Force even got an ace.
Get me the hell away from this nightmarish place.

Chorus
I ask the troopers from Crete, how is this even fair?
We're better off sitting on electric chairs!
Jump out if you dare, you'll drop into the sea there.
World's most expendable airborne force: the VDV!

Outro
I ask again: our air and ground support is where?
Whatever happened to the great Russian bear?
Putin's favourite cannon fodder: the VDV.
Sent straight to Davy Jones' Locker: the VDV.
The absolute best at getting slaughtered: the VDV!

Hug lady best girl

anime tiddies

when im not jerking off ill be playing halo, thank you for attending my ted talk

bro im lonely

I started off loyal to the imperium, but now I am part of the Emperor's Children.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.