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So there’s this Instagram thot who I’ve literally lost liters of semen to. I found out she’s selling her bath water so I knew I had to buy some no matter the cost. I ordered a bottle for $30 and received it in a few painfully long business days. When I received the package, I stripped naked and chugged the holy nectar in seconds. I was not prepared for what happened next. My swollen testicles instantly detonated and left me in a puddle of flaming children. It felt like Belle Delphine was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me from the inside out. I knew I had to get more.

yeah dude i love the 80s, i listen to synthwave all the time. i listened to macintosh plus once, damn man i was born in the wrong generation i miss the 1980s. david bowie? you mean the guy that died a year back? yeah, ac/dc... uhhh... back in black, am i right? europe? never heard of them... ...oh, they made the song "The Final Countdown" ?? oh yeaahh i know them you watch stranger things??? im really stoked for uhhh......... stranger things season two. yeah bro, i love the 80s.

i went to comic con in my marty mcfly cosplay, and i uhhh... had my walkman music player on me...it's a 2002 model though. i wish i had a real 80's walkman. yeah uhhhh... when i grow up i'm gonna buy myself a neon delorean with my parents' money, that way people will know the true extent of my 80s...desires......and i'm gonna listen to synthwave in my neon delorean oh yeah and uhh.... i listen to 80's remixes of modern songs, it really makes me feel like i'm back in those days, heh.

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I'll fight you in the pit. No armor. Buck naked. Nothing but you and me in the mud, one on one, wrestling for control.

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so i'm sitting here on the bus minding my own Bidness when it comes to my stop, i had already pressed the button because I'm a good child but this bus driver missed my stop. "sorry about that" he said. I told him it was fine seeing as the next top wasn't that far away. but that's when the disgusting old hag gets up and tells me to ♥♥♥♥ off for wasting her time. ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm not surprised seeing as your old ass only got 5 mins left to live anyway lmao. then she goes into how i should never drive because id kill someone and ♥♥♥♥. like are you on my nuts ♥♥♥♥?? that's what i thought to myself but i didn't say anything because i was gonna let it slide,

that's when my stop comes up and I go to walk past this hag when she give me this witch stare, legit this Things face looked like ronnie colemans asscrack. so I thought for a split second and then i figured nah. so i stick my arm out then just run straight through the silly ♥♥♥♥♥ head like a guillotine mixed with a new jersey meat hook. mate i hadn't seen that much red since ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Vietnam i swear to god. teaches you to ride the bus drivers ♥♥♥♥ you miserable ♥♥♥♥

Don't worry, civilian! I promise I will take you to a safe place!

Don't worry, civilian! I promise I will take you to a safe place!

Speed up driver, we're in a hurry!

ya gotta get tha builda clubs, ya know?

So there’s this Instagram thot who I’ve literally lost liters of semen to. I found out she’s selling her bath water so I knew I had to buy some no matter the cost. I ordered a bottle for $30 and received it in a few painfully long business days. When I received the package, I stripped naked and chugged the holy nectar in seconds. I was not prepared for what happened next. My swollen testicles instantly detonated and left me in a puddle of flaming children. It felt like Belle Delphine was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me from the inside out. I knew I had to get more.

I rushed to my laptop and placed an order for 25,000 jars totaling $750,000. This was the entirety of the sum of the wealth of every member of my family, but I knew that the importance of such a holy sensual experience was beyond that of all things material.

One excruciatingly long week later, a UPS truck dumped my mountain of blessed beverage on my driveway. One by one, I brought each container inside and emptied it into the bathtub. 25,000 jars later, my bathtub was filled with Belle Delphine’s godly fluids. My fully naked body and diamond pickaxe were trembling just being in its presence.

Slowly, I entered the nectar pants pistol first. By the time I was fully immersed, the earth began quaking strong enough to rival California’s recent tremors. The room grew blindingly bright and my brain began emitting a strong radio frequency sending the message across the world of the imminent birth of a new messiah.

I was no longer in control of my bodily functions, Belle Delphine’s spirit had taken over. My fire hose could no longer contain her passion and fired a tidal wave of genital fluid that eclipsed exit velocity. The laser beam left a gaping 7 meter hole in the wall, travelled the circumference of the earth twice, and impregnated every woman, man, and animal in its path. At this point, no feeling remained in my body as my head slid beneath the water’s surface and I ascended.

Next thing I knew, I was falling from a high height into a body of water. I was swimming among the sealife. The strangest music was playing. Suddenly I was in a first person shooter game holding an AK. The music faded out and a voice said:

So guys, we did it. We’ve reached a quarter of a million subscribers. 250,000 subscribers and still growing. The fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal. I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.

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hey, / / † \ \ Ｌ▲ＩＮ / / † \ \ ! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft ️‍🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

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Things I like:Vaps Movement,Lembitu,Lapua Movement,Estonian SS Battalion ''Narva'',Artur Sirk,Andres Larka,Harald Nugiseks and other Estonian SS members

Things I hate/do not like:Feminism,Feminazism,Conservatives,EKRE,SÄ,AntiFa,Hitler,Drittes Reich (I do not hate Hitler, i just think that he might have genocided the Estonians later if Reichsprotektorat Ostland would have been established, so i do like Hitler and his regime but i'm not a fanatic of his regime i guess i kinda support Hitler kinda not lole)

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We all have desires, Mario. Some, like you and your wife, desire to engage in acts of heated passion. Others, like myself, desire simply to watch.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cuckolding. The kink is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of intersectional feminism most of the empowerment will go over a typical cuck's head. There's also the Bull's aggressive outlook, which is deftly woven into his role - his personal mannerisms draw heavily from the mating habits of bovine animals, for instance. The cucks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of being cuckolded, to realize that it's not just arousing - it says something deep about DIVERSITY.

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Usain Bolt is a were-cheetah, and is secretly a magician who can also teleport to the finish line but doesn't because he wants to give people a chance.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is part robot, and also part invincible.

Mike Tyson solves mysteries, and can slam-dunk anyone who thinks they can take his title without him allowing them to take such a title.

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man, shut the helling ♥♥♥♥ up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kemosabe. you think you can just go and post this ♥♥♥♥ on my profile, you jabroni? you think that was kinda funny, right? how you just did that "uwus" and "owos" and "xxx's" on my profile, huh? well, u're WRONG. That's right, WRONG!!!!!!!!! you cant go around posting that ♥♥♥♥ on my page, you hecking loser, cause that's HELLA GAY and you HELLA GAY for posting that, plaese do not post that on my profile again. thank.

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no they arent, they are fun if you know what you are doing
plus, they give you huge money and rp
you do those if you need more money so you can get better stuff in free mode
i wont lie they are hard af
the criminal mastermind challenge even harder
they are super fun with a team that knows what they are doing
then again, i love a good challenge, but i understand if you guys just wanna have fun
dont have time now though, gotta slep and its 2 am

I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy. Heh. I'm a pretty groovy guy… But then I get a little SUGAR in me, and I start to go CUCKOO! Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two 'em–two of Fiber One® Brownies, only 90 calories each but they do the job! Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up! A little CUCKOO, a little WACKY! Start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little–you know–LOOPY!! Ooh-ooh! Hey! Somebody t–somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get 'im a straitjacket, he's goin' a lil… wacky… Goin' a lil KOOKY… He's off the walls! Bananas! Loco!

You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful. Well lemme just do whatever you say, because it's your little fairy tale

disgusting. 'memes' like this is the reason there's still hate in this world. what would i tell my son if he saw this?! this APPALLS me. also this meme is so bad it made me forget how to spell appall so idek if im spelling it right. you should be ashamed.

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Read Rev Chap 20 SATAN's DOOM (He will stir us up to self-destroy one another) Burgundy Red Dragon and Merakian Red Dinoid Krepoobaka (Like Chewbacca) listen to Dimmu Borgir Puritania.... and watch Battle of the Planet of the APES (SASQUATCHES...we are less furry) - ECK TAH ZAH (THE POWERFUL ONE) TAHSAT (POWERFUL STAR)...
WATCH OUT FOR ZIONIST (TRY TO LOVE THE HOLY ONE OR HOLY STAR)..THE GOOD SHEPHERD..and their LAST KING (BAD SHEPHERD)... when he dies... Day 7 (PARADISE IN THE VOID= HELL FOREVER!)

ALEX (♥♥♥♥ YO U TOO ALLAH(PRETOR XANIC SUPREME #1 approx 3 Million year old Watcher for Ashkenaz Tribe) IS THE ANTICHRIST (CHECHNYA, GROZNY).....

ps: who is the best animal? none....... cause it all returns to nothing (ORDER TO KAOS and THE KAOS TO ORDER!0

LOVE YOU ALWAYS GO (MOTHER/FATHER SPACE SILENT UN CONDITIONAL LOVE THRU SPACE TIME)
JUST 10 COMMANDS ALONE DEFINES GOOD AND EVIL!!!!!!!!!

HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD (HOLY BIBLE) it isn't the WORD OF GOD (SHIVA...DEMON GOD/ESS)

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We shoot the sick, the young, the lame

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