WHY ARE YOU LOOKING HERE YOU STUPID ENGLISH PIG DOG!
!!!VIVE LA FRANCE!!!
Welcome ladies. Oh i see that you brought a man with you, AND HE'S BRITISH, TU ES UNE VACHE À MERDE!
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Welcome "everyone" to my NICE FRENCH PROFILE, BEN OUI HON HON.
As you can see i am very *clears throat* friendly. If you want to friend me then you gotta show me that you are French worthy. If you don't like Baguettes then tu peux juste partir d'ici.

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If you are still here that means you either like me, fought with me in WW1 and or you can just speak french, comme moi, then you are welcomed. If you brought some fresh baguette then i'll also accept that.


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"If you want something done well, do it yourself" - Napoleon Bonaparte