Sam redesigned the production line to be faster and more efficient. The machines sped up, but the workers couldn’t keep up. Sam smiled and said, “I’ll just need to optimize the workers next.”

Why did the process engineer bring a flowchart to the dinner party?

Because they couldn't eat without optimizing the process first!

Why did the process engineer break up with their calculator?

Because they felt like they were just going through the same calculations over and over again!

Why did the process engineer bring a ladder to work?

Because they heard the process was going through some "elevated" changes!

Khar walad.

For someone so obsessed with originality, it’s ironic you keep recycling tired insults. Maybe try upgrading from fake comments to real creativity? Just a thought.