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I have a 3.5" erect penis. It's growth was stunted after a botched circumcision and hypospadias repair. Now not only do I have a baby ♥♥♥♥, it doesn't even function properly due to a urethral stricture from the scar tissue. I can't piss right, I only ♥♥♥ droplets, and I am plagued by recurrent UTIs.
I can never insert my ♥♥♥♥ into a woman and watch her face contort in pain and pleasure, I can never penetrate her cervix and dump my seed directly into her uterus.
How do I get back at the Jew doctors who mutilated me?
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