This guy. Let me warn you, to whoever is reading this. Back in 2018, we were behind dunkin donuts hanging out having a good time like kids do. This brown dog that was a stray came up to us and i offered it my bacon off of my bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel. This man proceeded to attempt to neuter this poor poor creature with his teeth. I begged him, "PLEASE MAN PLEASE STOP!" to which he replied, "It would take the lord himself to pry my teeth out of this dog's nut sack." I've been seeing a therapist for 5 years and I just want this pain to be over with.

gud freend 10/10