Yandere Snake: You have a lot of checking to do
A Nickel: You're right about that...
Yandere Snake: The more the merrier
A Nickel: Unless we're talking about bullet wounds.
A Nickel: Or number of lobsters on your nips.
Yandere Snake: Or rads on geiger meter

A Nickel: Accidentally ate my boots when making camp for hte night.
A Nickel: Sorry boots. :(
Yandere Snake: What.
Yandere Snake: You are boots
Yandere Snake: This is next-level hunger
A Nickel: HAHAHAHHA
A Nickel: I'm saving this for my profile
Yandere Snake: *ate
Yandere Snake: I MEANT ATE
Yandere Snake: DAMMIT
A Nickel: YOU ARE BOOTS
Yandere Snake: But still
Yandere Snake: You are what you eat