"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
~ Unknown A.D. 953

To those who read this; Turn. Back. Now.

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SCP-8901

Object Class: Safe

Containment Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The area which surrounds SCP-8901 is to be fenced off.

Description: SCP-8901 appears to be a talking cat floating in an abyss. However SCP-8901 can only talk through telepathy.

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Interview Log:

Dr. Rem: Hello SCP-8901. My name is Doctor Rem, how are you today?

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: Ah, I see, well... I'm doing well too. We should get straight to the questions then. How old are you?

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: So you're incapable of ageing?... How did you find this abyss?

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: Right, is it cold?

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: How do you eat?

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: And what do you think of do- ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥.

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: Where the ♥♥♥♥ did you get a tazer? [tracker.gg]?

SCP-8901: .....

Dr. Rem: Well?

SCP-8901: Meow.

Dr. Rem: Alright, this interview is over!

Interview Log End.

Note: Dr. Rem requesting Euclid Class designation for SCP-8901. Request denied.