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I usually review weird hentai games so when my curator friend asked me if I wanted to try BLEWIE and the FUN HOUSE let's just say I found those words misleading. In reality, it reminds me of some games I've played on very old computers with green screen monitors. I really miss one where you're an ant trying to escape a level having to dodge what looked like wasp heads chasing you. You could drop boulders on them or shoot them. Can't remember the name though. Anyway, this game is kinda like that but in color and the music is really good.

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I got hot singles looking for sex near me (in my browser). I got Horny Girls making me play games with them on Steam. Yeah, I'm something of a ladies' man, how could you tell?

I got more puzzles than expected but that was probably because I have the free R18 DLC installed. It says 6 new puzzles but there were around double that. I didn't encounter any bugs like mentioned in other reviews.

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The neko waifus got me out of my retirement like a cat pulling on a yarn ball and dragged me back on Steam, if only for a Lil (Hentai Games) bit. Yeah those are some original Kane-kun™ puns, bet you missed my corny reviews, didn’t ya? *crickets* 1 person found this review helpful, 1 person found this review funny

Well anyway, as a long standing customer of the “Mosaique” series, I can say they’re probably the best casual puzzle games you can find, if you are looking for cute girls that is. I’ve been buying them since the very first Hentai Mosaique Puzzle and the formula has been refined to perfection in the last 3 games. Even if it can be considered repetitive at this point it never disappoints. You can always expect a satisfying difficulty curve, neither too easy nor too hard, which can be further tweaked by choosing how much you want to rely on skills. The animations are always heartwarming and the girls are sweet, sensual, or even lewd if you remember to get the free DLC.

As usual some of the girls are new, some are returning faces like Sayouri and Niko. It’s funny to look back on and remember how Sayouri was just a random cat girl drawing in the first Hentai Mosaique Puzzle and how she became the very face of these games appearing in every single one. Ah, they grow up so fast… hand me a tissue. No, those are not tears that’s just pre-♥♥♥ falling out of my ♥♥♥♥. Well anyway, gotta get back to Genshin Impact after wiping the floor. Have a good one.

Yo, miHoYo. If you’re reading this, send me some free Primogems will ya? I name drop your game in all my reviews (that no one reads). You think advertisement’s free? Just… look, call me, okay? You got my number. And for heaven’s sake stop screwing me in the weapon gacha. Thanks.

Btw it’s so nice to see these nekos still having that latex thing going on, just like I remember from Neko Waifus 1. I do love good plot continuity.

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I accepted a review copy back when I thought I would have more time to play it. It’s decent mechanically and runs okay. The graphics seem to be adequate enough for the type of game that it is, that game type being a roguelike stealth survival game. You have to survive being hunted by multiple kinds of hunters who will employ different strategies. There are different areas and ways of hanging the situation you are in. Along the way you will find bits and pieces about a cult or a ritual and maybe you will discover why you were chosen. If you survive the night and escape the forest you will gain your freedom.

I only agreed to try it because, usually, I only get given embarrassing hentai games to review. I was hoping something more normal would break the flow of shame and redeem my image a bit. But to be honest it was kinda boring.

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I was going to review this game when it came out. I played quite a bit of it and found it interesting. I finished several routes but not all of them. I wanted to finish it fully before I put my final thoughts down. I liked it but I had some trouble putting it into words. I started writing a long review and I just wasn’t happy how my review didn’t explain why I liked Quantum Suicide even after lots and lots of long winded words. I thought I could come back to it eventually, play more of it and hopefully it would come to me. I wanted to write a review that did the game justice. These days I am enjoying other things and I don’t have time for Steam or reviews, (sadly?). So I’m just going to quote my unfinished draft below.

Originally posted by some dumas (aka - me):

“Why isn’t the review out yet, Kane? Don’t you know Quantum Suicide is our TOP PRIORITY?” – My Boss as I continue to enjoy the game. “Is it good? You’re still playing?”; “Mmm, so good.” – Me as I take another bite of this delicious story and delay the review even more. I know for sure it’s fun when I can’t stop playing long enough to write about it. Or maybe I just hate writing reviews? Well I have been known to make them needlessly long so if you don’t feel like reading a whole lot of “just my subjective opinion” I’ll make it short for you: I liked it. But why was that the case?

Well let’s start this full course meal with a small but significant appetizer: the intro movie. First thing I saw was the name drop: Sato Sasara by CeVIO. If you don’t know who that is I don’t blame you, but she is a voicebank for the CeVIO range of software used to create synthetic vocals and speech. In this case she was used to create an absolute banger of a song that gave some real SOUL to this intro movie. I had to keep it on each time I booted it up. “Wait, you wasted time repeating the intro instead of writing the rev… don’t you know it’s our TOP PRI…” whoops shouldn’t have mentioned that there. But yeah if you don’t know Sato Sasara or CeVIO then you probably at least have heard of Hatsune Miku? VOCALOID? UTAU? If you don’t know any of these well I can’t help you but I’m a big fan of all that so I feel catered to when Sato Sasara and the like are involved in a project. Thanks.

However, her involvement doesn’t go further than the intro movie. All characters are, for better or for worse, voiced by real people, both in Japanese and in English. I’ll come back to this topic later, for now I will continue with my personal experience. So I finished the first chapter and got myself killed because the first deletion game involved having to work with numbers and guessing people’s intentions, and I’m bad at both, math and people I mean. So I took a little break and decided to read some reviews, right? See what other people were saying. And I noticed that the top rated review was a negative one, even though the game mostly has positive reviews. This got me curious. Whenever I see a high rated negative review it always makes me wonder whether it’s because it resonated with a lot of people who played it and had the same criticism, or it was because it gave compelling reasons to a lot of people to skip a game so they were praising the help they got when deciding. In this case I found it put into words some of the things I was feeling but not sure how to explain. At the same time my experience was different.

I agree that the way events were unfolding early on, made me feel like the pacing was off. Later it became a lot better in the second chapter, up till the end when you get either a good or bad ending in the fourth and fifth chapters. I do agree the endings were kind of abrupt and anticlimactic. You could say the journey was more important than the destination. I believe this was due to budget limitations. Deciding to have every line voiced, and indeed almost 99.9% of them were fully voiced, probably meant that there was a hard limit on the number of lines in the story and that led to some compromises. The meat of the experience was the interactions with the characters and their personalities. [To be continued]

I saw some new content was added along with some bug fixes since last I played. Maybe one day I will check it out but even now 20 hours of playtime isn’t bad. I think I would have gotten 30 out of it if I had finished every route. EDIT: I guess all I wanted to say was that I liked it.

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I had a whole paragraph written in advance for this game but then I overwrote it by mistake. Oh well. Here is your review: It was okay.

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A horribly bad game played by weird weebs but the guns have skins on them though, so pretty much CSGO. Jokes aside, it’s only hard because it’s so bad it’s not even funny. I would rather pay one dollar to get kicked in the nuts.

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My friends love football but they hate anime. I love anime but I hate football. I think neither of us would be satisfied with this game. You just click on a ball and score a goal. Not even a 5 year old would find it entertaining.

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It’s like if someone tried to recreate Streets of Rage using only Unity Store assets and some crude looking original models. It has 15 levels, 3 fighters and one, like the kids like to say, “dank” background song. It provides half an hour of playtime and it’s oddly satisfying but then again I’ve played so many shovelware games that I’ve lost all concept of what a good game is. Still, it’s functional on a technical level and if it was some freshman’s programing project I would give it A- for code, C+ for design and a B for fun.