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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 3:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:29am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 4:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:47pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:29am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 4:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:15am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:22pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:37pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 8:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:13am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:44am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:41am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:41am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 11:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 3:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:18am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:18am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:12am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:14am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:13am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:00am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:46am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:15am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:17pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 8:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:02pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:38pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:10am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:50am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:03pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:57am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:40am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:34am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 2:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:57am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:34am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:13pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:07am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:46am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:05am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:41am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:52pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:20am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:46am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:51pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:21pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 5:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:28pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:31am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:59am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:54pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:16pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:00pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:14pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:12pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:54pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:57am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:07pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:47am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 3:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:40am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:32am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:38pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:27am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:14pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:57am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:08pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:46am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:37am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:07am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:17am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:28pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:38am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:57am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:36am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:26pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:41am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:32am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:57am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:31pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:45am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:30am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 8:40pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:40am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:12am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:36am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:17am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:52am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:11pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 7:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:09am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:52am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:52am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:33am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:09am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:14pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:07am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:20am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:08pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:24am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:19pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:29am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:32pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:42pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:37am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:36am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:45pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:58pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:37am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:08pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 7:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:48pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 10:07am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:38am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:22am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:48pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 10:17pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:07pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:33am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:46am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:12am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:59pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:59pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 7:31am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:04pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:22am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:18pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

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