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732.7 hrs on record (192.3 hrs at review time)
the game is like black tar heroin.
Posted 3 February, 2023. Last edited 31 October, 2023.
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232.1 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
yes very good
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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94.0 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
addictive
Posted 10 April, 2020.
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172.8 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
fire game no cap
Posted 9 December, 2019.
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5.2 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
has a solo now
Posted 7 June, 2018. Last edited 18 June, 2018.
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0.4 hrs on record
bad rats has changed my life for the better at this point in time, i feel as though my heart has been touched by god and ive come to the light of which the pc master race should for the past 30 years that pc gaming has around for. this is truely a testament to our lord and saviour jesus christ one of the holy trinity in which we worship every day of our lives. i could masturbate to bad rats rule 34.

The game is truely just a work of art as i play this game at 60fps at 4k high setting its like seeing jesus for the first time in my life. id rather play bad rats than go to church as this is my new religion. i pray bad rats instead of the black box in mecca in saudi arabia. this is like what the call of duty should of been but 1000 times better in every way as the plot of the story is so immersive and intresting cant get enough of the rats and tings going around the screen it really rocks my socks everytime i see that little bastard of the rat.

Dont get me started on the sound track as this is like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart who is one of the best composers of our who life. it makes me have a tear drop every time i listen to it. really gets on hard, so hard in fact that i faint from the amount of blood entering my penis. truely and surely a work of art in every way possible. this is on the levels of steve jobs or bill gates as this games need the most intellectual developers of our generation. its truely a wonder game. its even better thant the invention of peanut butter or bacon. haha more like kevin bacon a very good actor. very good like this game.

This piece of art will be hallowed in the hall of fame for many generations to come as our new children will look up to Invent4 Entertainment. its up there will epic games and bluehole. i feel as though they should make a bad rats battle royal game with the upmost violence and weapons but without the gay building ♥♥♥♥ as that is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insignificant degenerates of the human race.

To conclude this game is the cure for cancer and aids, also ebola. it wil solve world hunger and the nuclear threats between Amercia and North Korea will stop as this game unite every country in the world in one big government. Uganda the most rich and feed in the country. the place where water is not infected and ♥♥♥♥ filled like south korea. the place with all the nuclear weapons on earth. and knuckes ofc.

PS. This game has taken over my life and i feel as though i feel it take over my nervous system and its making this review please send help. but tbh bat rats has brought world peace even though they have all the nuclear weapons at the finger tips ready to nuke the entire world but i still love the game. think its the drugs and depression but what can you do.

Also Bad Rats Show is by all meanings of the word, a masterpiece. Ever since the original speculations of a "Bad Rats 2", I knew true, and I knew it was going to be good. I closely tracked all the progress made by the developers, documenting all possible mentions of a new game in the works. all the while knowing that the gaming industry as a whole was in for an unbelievable new standard in how games should be made, and what it takes to create a truly perfect game.

Then it came, release date, the wait finally paid off. I bought the game the minute it came out, I downloaded it as quickly as possible, and launched it... "Oh. My. God." I uttered as the launcher appeared infront of my unworthy eyes glowing with pure joy. I was already amazed by the sheer quality of this game. I quickly chose my desired graphics settings and anxiously clicked on that big, beautiful start button. I squeeked with pure joy as I saw the intro screen, with the one and only, incredibly beautifully rendered 'Bad Rat', welcoming me to the show, and most importantly, his family. I selected a save slot and loaded into the first level on the hardest difficulty, the only true way to play this game. As I took in the breathtakingly cinematic visuals of the first level, I felt a single tear running down my face, knowing that it could only get better from here on out, "This is it. This is what true happiness feels like." I opened up my toolbox and thoroughly examined each and every option presented to me, carefully studying each vertex on the models, each pixel. Then, I saw it. The perfect piece. The battery. I knew right then and there that this was it, this was the prop that I needed in my life, the prop that was going to carry my family of rats to victory. We were going to exterminate those crumy cats once and for all. I carefully took hold of the battery, it's beauty shining in the light. I slowly and precisely maneuvered it into the perfect position to send that frivolous feline to the grave. But then, just as I was about to place the battery, and end this war once and for all, something happened... Something unlike anything I've ever experienced in my entire life. A white square with clean edges and beautifully drawn alien hieroglyphs etched into it appeared from the glowing heavens. It's godlike beauty placing me into a trance for several hours. Once I escaped my trance, I cautiously leaned closer and closer toward the still glowing square. I slowly realized that I could make out what seemed to be some English writing...

Bad Rats Show is by all meanings of the word, a masterpiece. Ever since the original speculations of a "Bad Rats 2", I knew true, and I knew it was going to be good. I closely tracked all the progress made by the developers, documenting all possible mentions of a new game in the works. all the while knowing that the gaming industry as a whole was in for an unbelievable new standard in how games should be made, and what it takes to create a truly perfect game.

Then it came, release date, the wait finally paid off. I bought the game the minute it came out, I downloaded it as quickly as possible, and launched it... "Oh. My. God." I uttered as the launcher appeared infront of my unworthy eyes glowing with pure joy. I was already amazed by the sheer quality of this game. I quickly chose my desired graphics settings and anxiously clicked on that big, beautiful start button. I squeeked with pure joy as I saw the intro screen, with the one and only, incredibly beautifully rendered 'Bad Rat', welcoming me to the show, and most importantly, his family. I selected a save slot and loaded into the first level on the hardest difficulty, the only true way to play this game. As I took in the breathtakingly cinematic visuals of the first level, I felt a single tear running down my face, knowing that it could only get better from here on out, "This is it. This is what true happiness feels like." I opened up my toolbox and thoroughly examined each and every option presented to me, carefully studying each vertex on the models, each pixel. Then, I saw it. The perfect piece. The battery. I knew right then and there that this was it, this was the prop that I needed in my life, the prop that was going to carry my family of rats to victory. We were going to exterminate those crumy cats once and for all. I carefully took hold of the battery, it's beauty shining in the light. I slowly and precisely maneuvered it into the perfect position to send that frivolous feline to the grave. But then, just as I was about to place the battery, and end this war once and for all, something happened... Something unlike anything I've ever experienced in my entire life. A white square with clean edges and beautifully drawn alien hieroglyphs etched into it appeared from the glowing heavens. It's godlike beauty placing me into a trance for several hours. Once I escaped my trance, I cautiously leaned closer and closer toward the still glowing square. I slowly realized that I could make out what seemed to be some English writing...
Posted 22 February, 2018. Last edited 22 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
587.8 hrs on record (285.3 hrs at review time)
game is lit now
Posted 3 August, 2017. Last edited 21 December, 2017.
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616.8 hrs on record (554.0 hrs at review time)
litty
Posted 10 January, 2017. Last edited 5 January, 2018.
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2,915.3 hrs on record (443.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
game bad, game good yes
Posted 27 October, 2015. Last edited 30 March, 2022.
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