Recent reviews by Alpine

This game soothes my autism

10/10 good game would recommend

Very interesting and unique game. If you don't like puzzle games, this isn't for you. I got the game through Humble Bundle, but don't think it would be worth paying full price for due to the length of the game.

Game best experienced while fu*ked up.

I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.