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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9,579.7 hrs on record (1,054.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 22 Jan, 2017 @ 9:58am
Updated: 7 Jan, 2018 @ 7:40pm

CS:GO Review
I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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Koi 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:56am 
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Larry_capa_hasa 5 Feb, 2023 @ 8:09am 
ya bruv, but, who?
Gwen 30 Jan, 2021 @ 6:06pm 
Your gaming hours are freaking me out:csgox: