A long time ago, a single avocado was bored and so he searched for an activity. He tried everything, paragliding, bungee jumping, mast*rbating, casting wood and a lot more, but all this exciting activities weren´t exciting enough for our little hero. One day he accidently killed one of his avocado friends, as he cooked some chainsaws, but surprisingly he loved it. So our little bastard started to kill other avocados, as his job. He gains a lot of money and so he becomes what he is today...the Avocadohunter.

Now the holy Avocadohunter lives on the planet/star/village/avocado, called "Avocado Centaurie". There he hunts Alicados and pumps Watercado out of the ground. But one alicado is his best friend and with him he hunts other animals or alicados.

After 100 years of traveling the Avocadohunter and his Alicado arrived at a glorious grassland. In the centre of it, there it was, the majestic Zebracado. The Hunter threw his Avocadoball and catched that wild Zebracado. Now it sleeps forever in the PC of Huntington.

When we speak of Pokimon...One day, Avocado Huntington travelled far, far away and found a mysterious portal to another dimension. In hope of finding thousands of Avocados, he stepped into the portal and land in a big world full of Pokimons. Seeing these awesome creatures, Huntington was filled with determination. But one Pokimon was the cutest, nicest, bestest and crispiest of `em all...Evocado. Huntington cuddled it until it fell to the ground and he could catch him. Now he travells through the Pokimongraslands and beat the sh*t out of other Pokimons with his Evocado.

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"You have cancer. LoL." The Hunter thought:" No problem for me!" Narrator:"It was a problem for him." Back at home he tried to remove the cancer by himself but he needs money to do this. Because our Hero is very lazy, he doesn´t want to work and so he has to find something else to gain money. He tried many things like...well he tried nothing and immediately starts cooking meth. As a result he grew a beard and gained a lot of money. As he got enough money, he took his trusty knife and cut the cancer out of his lungs by himself. Why he needed the money? Nobody knows...maybe as an incentive. Another reason could be that he just needed a reason to cook meth and he gave himself cancer. But who knows. The most important thing is, that he is healthy again.

Now that he has back his powers he thinks: "When I become a hero and help people, maybe I can f*ck bitc...make people happy. But I can´t do it alone. Every amazing hero has got some annoying sidekicks." So he collected some of his retarted friends and they sat together on a table with 28,56 corners. 3 days they discussed about what costumes they should use and how they would call themself. Finally somebody said:"Let´s just copy the power rangers." And everybody cheered in glee, but when it came to the decision who should take which color, nothing happened. Everybody was happy with his color. So they walk through big citys and look like they could do something, but they don´t...nevermind. At least they tried.

After this amazing and exhausting adventure, the Avocadohunter proceeded to do his usual stuff like...well I don´t know what he does. One normal day he thought to himself:"Can I breath under water?" And so he put his head in an old pond and started breathing. It worked, who would have thought that? Me. After looking around for half an hour, he discovered some fruits lying on the ground. A quiet voice screamed at him:"Hey you dumb oyster. What are you doing in our kingdom?" "What kingdom?" he replied. "Avocado Bottom with my glorious avocado fields." As the hunter heard the word avocado, he started smiling and rushed to the fields of the little guy. Avocado Plankton proudly showed him his plantation and so they became friends...what a plot twist. So our hero found some new friends and visited them sometimes.

After a long time, like 5 days, he was bored of the underwater kingdom and he left. To fight his boredom, he started playing "Let´s break your leg". The goal of the game is to break your...arm. Sounds funny, but that is the truth. So he broke his arm...well this is kinda stupid. But he went to the doctor, who said:"Don´t move your arm!" So the hunter had to hold still and his friends were laughing, because he looked like a T-Rex. So he thought:"Why shouldn´t I be a T-Rex?" And so he transformed into a T-Rex, because everybody is afraid of the T-Rex.

While the Hunter was recovering his broken arm, he was very bored. So he started watching anime. And because he watched so much anime, he became a kawaii anime character himself. Suddenly he had big eyes and a scissor blade and his hand started talking to him. Strange, but cool. He was happy. At least for this time...

Suddenly the Hunter heard a loud explosion. It came out of the basement. The Hunter stood up and went down the stairs. The explosion came from his experimentation lab in his basement, where he researches new kinds of avocados, including deadly Killercados. These killercados escaped and went into the Evoforest. The Hunter bravely followed them and now he is killing them all, but there are alot of them. Will he defeat them? Of course. Will he have fun? Hell yeah.

After he killed every Killercado, he had to clean up the forest, so he had a great idea. He used his brush and started drawing pictures with the blood of his enemys. That´s brutal. And so he became the Paintcado, who drew pictures with blood. Let´s look how long this phase lasts...

It seems like this phase lasted very long...nevermind. In around 1 year he painted circa 50 paintings, all more or less popular. So while he strolled through the blood-filled forest our hero found a dark red book. "How to Magic" was written on the cover. He picked it up and looked at the pictures inside (because he can´t read). Immediately a staff with an ice cristal at the top flew to him and hit him in the head, but it doesn´t matter, because he is a wizard now. You are a Wizardcado, Harry.