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1 person found this review helpful
523.7 hrs on record (115.0 hrs at review time)
I absolutely fell in love with this game when I first got it. And since that first day I keep going back and back, trying new tactics, flying around the map and everything. This game makes gives you the power to become god, but you have to figure how to use those tools to your success. Even if this was my first doom game, it really strives to make you feel the rush of power once you gained everything.
Posted 11 September, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Today, I fapped to this game. Yet I just could not feel the rushes of dopamine I had been accustomed to. I kept on stimulating my genitalia, but felt nothing, and simply could not maintain an erection. After 20 minutes straight of trying to♥♥♥♥♥to no avail, I finally felt as if I was on the verge of a climax. And with passion, I punched my♥♥♥♥♥♥into submission. I beat it until it wanted nothing more but death. With great strength and perseverance, I was finally able to reach the ♥♥♥♥♥♥. But instead of feeling the raw ecstacy of releasing my sperm cells, I felt nothing. My muscles were contracting, and♥♥♥♥♥♥♥was being released, yet I did not feel anything. I cried myself to sleep, trying to wait through my refractory period and hope my next ♥♥♥♥♥♥ could be better. This game really made me think about the ideals of communism and how far we have gone to let the left take control of major government powers.
Posted 3 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,107.7 hrs on record (617.7 hrs at review time)
It smells nice.
Posted 4 July, 2017.
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