i hope you're alright, bro

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Shalom, my name is Akiva Bielschowsky.

I'm a 27 year old part American, part Japanese Jewoco (Jew loco). I write bibles in my free time, and spend my days perfecting my banking skills and dancing superior Rabbi dances (Hora, Yemenite dancing)

I train with my Uzi every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is crafted with a master design, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun lisense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

When I get my Israeli citizenship, I am moving to Jerusalem to attend to a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Rabbi or a bank designer!

I own several shtreymels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Israel, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Hebrew as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Israel!

heirðu þu þarna soði þinn hver sem þu ert taktu þina matvælispoka aftur til baka og farðu með þeta heim til ÞIN ÞVI AÐ RUSLA MENNIRNIR TAKA EKKI VIÐ FULLUM POKA AF MATVÆLUM SEM SAGT KRUKKA AF RAUÐKÁLI OG SINNEPI BARA FULLAR AF MAT OG SVO VAR SOÐIN FITA ÞARNA I FERNU EG ENDUR TEK TAKTU ÞINA POKA AFTUR TIL BAKA LOOSER OG HREINSAÐU UR KRUKKUNUM BETUR

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.