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My friends always DM me saying "What are you a woman?" whenever I launch it.

It's peak.

(I plan to add more later but dropping a positive for now)

Hot buggy garbage compared to the rest of the titles in the PK franchise. Honestly, you can skip this one, unless you are a masochist like myself who has to complete everything. :/

I like to throw people at other people then pick those people up and throw them at someone else.

I'm focusing solely on story in this review. I avoided spoilers.

For the parts that I could tolerate so far in this expansion, the primary focus is this boring, bland, and not even appealing-to-look-at character whose voice feels like someone took a dentist drill to my ears. Everything in this character's story is predictable and honestly fits into your average old Tumblr (yeah, going way back) fanfiction writer with daddy issues. I've barely begun the expansion and am being told, "she grows on you," but the further I progress, it's more like a bloody tumor than a quirky bipedal cat creature.

I see attempts at counterarguments being "You are just mad that your character is not the main focus or main character blah blah blah blah blah," which puzzles me. Even in Stormblood, you weren't sidelined when a lot of the focus was on Lyse. I don't understand this terrible attempt at a counterpoint. One of the reasons I hated WoW was that your character was pretty much nameless; in cutscenes, you weren't even there. You were part of "a group of adventurers." What drew me to Final Fantasy was that the character you created was a focal point of the world. I didn't feel like I was just playing an MMO.

With this expansion, I have the same feeling that I had when I played WoW. Your character is being relegated to support in a subpar story for an awful character whose terrible VA cannot display emotion outside of sadness and crying properly while doing a fake accent.

(Seriously, listen to when the character tries to display "Anger"; I honestly thought I was listening to ARR voice acting for a bit there.)

Why wouldn't I want this character that is my character in an RPG, "ahem," let me say that again, an RPG, to be part of the main focal point of the story? That's all I got for now; it's just so boring storywise and lacks any of the same wonder that post-ARR expansions had. It's not just because it's an entirely new arc; it's genuinely bad, in my opinion.

Side Note: There is nothing in this expansion that fits into, ugh, the blanket word that essentially means nothing, "woke." The character who is the main focus is just insufferable. I shouldn't have to state this, but with anything that's popular, that stupidity crops up every time.

I also shouldn't have to state this either, but this is just my opinion; hence why I used the word "I" a lot in this review. Shocker, right?

Same thing as everyone else.

Censored.

Absolutely loved it.

One of the best shooters that I've played in a long time. The combat is very satisfying, and I found myself playing the simulation levels just for how much fun I was having. The horror elements are the game's weakpoint and I found them to be boring. The game's story is scattered and seems cobbled together but I didn't mind since the combat against human enemies was so good. If the devs want to focus on the supernatural enemies in the future, make it flow better with the combat similar to the human enemies.

Awesome character, and another one that is really fun to play.

Alex Yiikinson