Big boss Delta dawg. Dawgystyle ?...!?

i love the dwightble

Toxic=Tunnel
If you play killer and got body blocked and bagged what would you do?

A storm is approaching... The Oncoming Storm is almost here...

Gigachad survivor on cRaCk

go outside

pizza grease got on my clothes, not recommended

You were truly the most wesktastic part of my wednesday

pizza was late and cold af

+rep wholesome Dwight would get blinded again

I ordered a pizza about 20 min ago and the guy on the phone said the pizza would arrive in 30 min or less, but it's already here. It tastes great! Papa Dwight's Pizza gets 10/10 from me

My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

•~• Nyaaw rubs onii chan's bulge quietly moans onii chaan last night was so much fun •w•~ I loved the part where we had anal :3 uwu randomly starts deepthroating you Nyaa~ your ♥♥♥♥ is so tasty onii~chan give me your cummies I want to taste them I want you inside me~ Go in onii-chan give me your cummies~ ;3

I just wanted to leave my marking As my game yesterday as the onryo. May Dwight Bless me With the holy Dwight spirit

Merry Chrysler

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Miss you g

is this the infamous amateur ghost hunter???

10/10 story. would read again

+rep they delivered in less than 30 minutes just like they said they would. I highly recommend the stuffed crust.

bro tf do u do in barotrauma i just got it lol

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEEE

Great.. Now, I need to go buy more flashlights.... brb

cody its grizzly the old super admin on FG

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♥♥♥♥♥ who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?

🚘 + [Secret Drug Facts] + ⛳
🏓 💛 👳 🌏 🔋 🎈 🥒 🍧 👑 🌋 👹 🍇 🥞 🎄 🐊 📕
Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E.F. Benson
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
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Square up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

comment on my boyfriends profile ONE MORE TIME and ill fight you chody

Hey, Vsauce. Dwight here.

actual flashlight ♥♥♥♥

REEEEEEEE

I love you.

+rep great erp partner

+rep cult of the dwight plus memed on a leigion <3

+rep fell in love with his pizza

+rep Spilled pizza all over my army duds, gave me the pie for free!

One time I was at a movie theater watching incredibles 2. I was eating my beans, keeping to myself being quite and normal. And halfway through the movie, a black teenager sat in the same isle as me, just a few seats away. I was nervous, my hands were cold and I was sweating from my brows. I knew I had to do something with my beans. I quietly but quickly placed the half finished can of baked beans next to my black leather duffle bag, full of 47 cans of Heinz branded beans. I was sweating and I leaned back into my chair. And that was when I let out the loudest juiciest fart, from when I ate those other 3 cans of beans. The black teenager then yelled “THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ EATING BEANS”. The whole movie theater pointed at me and laughed. I stood up from my seat, but tripped over the duffle bags of beans, spilling them everywhere. If you’re reading this I’ve committed suicide.

Ordered a double crusted pizza with extra Pepperoni and what service! Got it as soon as the trial started. Unfortunately wasn't really able to enjoy said pizza as we were being chased by a hillbilly with a chainsaw. 10/10 would spin around together with the pizza man again. Would recommend you order from PIZZAWHAT again. Their pizza is to die for!

2 houses down my neighborhood lives a family with Hispanic ethnicity.Yesterday they celebrated their daughter's 15th birthday. I put on my crocs and went to the party. I had eyes thrown at me from everyone when I arrived. I got so mad that I pulled out my M4A1 and pointed it at them. I was not going to shoot anyone though, they had absolutely nothing to worry about because i'm a nice guy. I said "I'm not going to shoot." One of the little girls who attended a spanish class (1 year of it) was trying to help by translating what I was saying. She said "Nos va a disparar."meaning "He is going to shoot us." Everyone was freaking out even harder now. I shot a couple rounds into the sky in order to calm everyone down. I saw 2 men run to their trucks with trailors attached.They proceeded to the truck, while I was shooting the M4 in the air, seconds later i'm out cold. I figured out that I just got hit in the head by the two men with a shovel.

Complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥, doesn't know what cry means.

Calls everyone autistic, hive mind

Flexes his specs but is playing DST instead of apex or ark.

-rep bad erper

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did you know that a natural defense mechanism of the common jew is to regurgitate gold when under a life or death situation in order to buy their way out? Jews always have gold nourishing in their abdomen.

-rep Very big gay

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wont help in my cotton farm.

-rep racist

-Rep